What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[TheOneWizard]

At Hollywood Park about a year ago there was this big, fat donkey who was playing every hand and catching cards like mad. He had about 1200 on the 100 buy-in table. So this one guy raises AKo preflop and open shoves a low flop and the donkey snap calls with queen high, no draw. Of course he sucks out and after the hand he lecutures the table, "That's playin' the player, not the cards."

To this day that fat guy is my default image for the donkeys.

[Speel Posher]

ok this just happened to me, so it will be more funny tomorrow. Loose luckbox in a tournament raises(he is second in chips at the table, i am first) i call w 55.

flop comes A 5 7 he bets i call, turn comes the 8, he bets pot i shove, he tanks and then calls with 66. River is the 4 obv.

I type in the chat box "wow well played"
he then types: "wow, what a feeling!"

[The_Taj]

on river after a mega fish newbie calls a guys bet and the guy who bet begins to flip his hand over

"WHOA WAIT!!!! we got one more card to come!"

...he caught a flush draw on the river and didn't notice it was the 5th card LOL

[wdead]

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When someone calls an all in on their flush draw, and they win and say..I was getting 2 to 1 on my money, thats an instacall!

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leveled?

[Poker_is_Hard]

Live game.

I c/r a guy $200 and he sits back and says
"I bet you on got the best hand."

I calmly respond.
"I bet you $200 you don't."

[Gonso]

These chips smell like... like sadness.

[Tony Eusebio]

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Live game.

I c/r a guy $200 and he sits back and says
"I bet you on got the best hand."

I calmly respond.
"I bet you $200 you don't."

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tellbox

[Prodigy54321]

I played with a guy whose SN was OMGQUADS!!!!!! and we saw quads twice on that table...each time he types in his SN so it looked like

OMGQUADS!!!!!!: OMGQUADS!!!!!!

when it is folded to me in the SB and I fold the the BB and he shows AA, I usually type in "KK, sometimes you gotta make the read."

acutally, I type in, "Sometimes you gotta make the read." after a lot of stupid hands..usually when suck out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]..I don't think people appreciate it.

[CmnDwnWrkn]

Yesterday I was playing NL50, and some dude lost an all-in to a suckout by an Ax that he had dominated. After he lost his stack, he exclaimed, "OMG! THAT IS AWFUL! WHAT A HORRIBLE PLAY!!"

Five seconds later:

"nh though"


That had me rolling

[Poker_is_Hard]

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Live game.

I c/r a guy $200 and he sits back and says
"I bet you on got the best hand."

I calmly respond.
"I bet you $200 you don't."

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tellbox

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tellbox??