So I had a date tonight

[AceLuby]

Key here... booze, flirting, touching, move, ???, profit

[kabouter]

Wow, I always wonder how this is possible, you seem like a chick magnet (not to macho, yet you say the right things), maybe all those girls think you are gay, and didn't expect you making moves on them or something?

Ah well I have no idea how you didn't managed to get laid yet, but your time will come, and it will be awesome [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img].

[wickedgoodtrader]

Ya.. you clearly were to awkward/not smooth when it came to the kiss, otherwise it would ahve happened.

[traxamillion]

Depending on what you are looking for dates are totally unneccessary for pulling #$$ in san luis obispo. Just hit up Hathaway thurs-sat and there are more than enough willing 18-21 year olds. Bars are good too. SLO is just easy when it comes to females.

Drunk [censored] might not be your style though and i feel that but if you do you should come party with us down at the block one night.

[kylephilly]

Welcome to the friend zone...

You're way too nice, girls like a guy with more edge. There was no challenge at all for this girl, sorry to say you're too nice.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

goofy I have faith in you

[holyfield5]

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Ya.. you clearly were to awkward/not smooth when it came to the kiss, otherwise it would ahve happened.

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incorrect, she was trying to avoid this the whole time and she KNEW it was coming because she wanted him to be her platonic friend.

[DING-DONG YO]

How old are you, OP?

Soon my young friend, you will be so pissed that you keep ending up in the friend zone that you will truly not care about pussy anymore and you'll start treating girls like [censored].

When that happens, their tiny woman brains will say "<GASP>, he treats me like [censored]! But I'm the hottest thing on 2 legs? WTF? That ass! I'm gonna make it my mission in life to wrap this [censored] around my little finger! That'll teach him to treat ME like [censored]!!!!"


Then my friend, you will be free........

EDIT TO ADD: and lubing up your johnson and her buuhole with KY, LDO

[DING-DONG YO]

oh, and Gone Forever's post was awesome.

and this,

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Totally awkward first kiss, but who gives a sh-t. You need to show her that you're not hesitant and unconfident...think of girls like prisons. You need to shank a mthrfker in the shower on day one to show them you are loco.

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was friggin great.

[Suiteness]

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We met outside this MiddleEastern joint. I was determined to kiss her as soon as she walked up, but she was on the phone. So we went in, ate, drank, I touched her legs and arms when we laughed about my funny jokes, then we walked outside to go get ice-cream down the street. There were people all around and it was totally awkward, but as we walked towards the place while she was blabbing about some drag-queen show she saw at this gay bar, I stopped and said: hey! She turned, I put my arms around her, pulled her close and swiftly but unhurriedly moved in for a kiss. Just a short one, with a little open mouth but no tongue. Then I stepped back and smiled at her, put my arm around her and kept walking. She was flustered..."What brought that on?"
"All that cross-dressing talk gets me hawt haha"
Totally awkward first kiss, but who gives a sh-t. You need to show her that you're not hesitant and unconfident...think of girls like prisons.


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Did you SIIHV?