Best Quick Joke you know

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[Derek123]

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?

He wanted to beat the crowd

[MCS]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



(BTW, gildwulf, I think your first joke is really lame. It's not because I disagree, since I agree with the underlying sentiment, but it's just not funny.)

[Obliky]

Cant believe no ones had this classic yet:

Q: Whats brown and sticky?

A: <font color="white"> A Stick </font>

Edit: lol MCS posted while i was reading the thread!

Ok heres another one:

Q: What goes from green to red at the touch of a button?

A: <font color="white"> A frog in a blender </font>

[MCS]

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Cant believe no ones had this classic yet:

Q: Whats brown and sticky?

A: <font color="white"> A Stick </font>

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Um, hi. Look at the post directly above yours.

(edit: obviously I liked your first joke, but I like your second joke too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )

[rory]

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That is so wrong. Stop. Go away. Society does not need you.

[diebitter]

Q: How do you get a witch pregnant?
A: You [censored] her

[Richie Rich]

Q: Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?
A: <font color="white">So she could moan with the other. </font>

Q: What do you say to a black man wearing a suit?
A: <font color="white">Will the defendant please rise... </font>

Q: How do you get a girl with two black eyes to do something you want her to do?
A: <font color="white">Dunno...already tried to tell her twice. </font>

Q: Why did the blonde take birth control pills?
A: <font color="white">So she'd know what day it was. </font>

Q: Do you know why she stopped taking them?
A: <font color="white">They kept falling out. </font>

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: <font color="white">(in typical whiny tone) Forget it, I'll sit in the dark... </font>

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: <font color="white">Their personalities. </font>

[chezlaw]

How many naked virgin does it take to change a light bulb?
<font color="white"> How many you got? </font>

What sits in the corner and screams?
<font color="white"> A peeled baby in a bucket of salt water</font>

There are no women in earshot of a group of men talking in a forest. Are they still wrong?