Official March [censored] thread

[Valsuvious]

wow.. that dude was horrible. I mean, you are right, you should have easily taken most if not all of his chips, but hell.. what was he waiting for. The only way I would ever take his line, and basically min. bet every street until the river, was if I was 100% positive that he had the quad, and then I'd still probably bet it out.

Not raising utg was bad with his hand, considering that the entire table saw the flop.. jeez. I'm not even this bad (sometimes)

[dankimball]

i am either horrible or just the most unluckest poker player in the world.....and i think i broke my laptop also [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


POKERSTARS GAME #8909739320: TOURNAMENT #44854018, $3+$0 HOLD'EM NO LIMIT - LEVEL VIII (200/400) - 2007/03/15 - 03:27:52 (ET)
Table '44854018 10' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Chilko (16403 in chips)
Seat 2: dankimball (8870 in chips)
Seat 3: CoVeLLa81 (10865 in chips)
Seat 4: mama_godoy (38845 in chips)
Seat 5: ToasFace (10225 in chips)
Seat 6: gamerjim63 (33258 in chips)
Seat 7: RiskStar (39025 in chips)
Seat 8: pornocarlo (65636 in chips)
Seat 9: Stoneypb (9850 in chips)
Chilko: posts the ante 25
dankimball: posts the ante 25
CoVeLLa81: posts the ante 25
mama_godoy: posts the ante 25
ToasFace: posts the ante 25
gamerjim63: posts the ante 25
RiskStar: posts the ante 25
pornocarlo: posts the ante 25
Stoneypb: posts the ante 25
mama_godoy: posts small blind 200
ToasFace: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dankimball [Td Th]
gamerjim63: folds
RiskStar: calls 400
pornocarlo: calls 400
Stoneypb: folds
Chilko: calls 400
dankimball: raises 8445 to 8845 and is all-in
CoVeLLa81: folds
mama_godoy: folds
ToasFace: folds
RiskStar: raises 9155 to 18000
pornocarlo: folds
Chilko: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6c 7h]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6c 7h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6c 7h 3c] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RiskStar: shows [7s 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
dankimball: shows [Td Th] (a pair of Tens)
RiskStar collected 19315 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19315 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 6c 7h 3c 4h]
Seat 1: Chilko folded before Flop
Seat 2: dankimball showed [Td Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: CoVeLLa81 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mama_godoy (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: ToasFace (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: gamerjim63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: RiskStar showed [7s 7d] and won (19315) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 8: pornocarlo folded before Flop
Seat 9: Stoneypb folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Bakes]

if anyone is interested in my cash game exploits

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...e=0#Post9566708

[Everlong]

I am cursed. I feel like crying/killing someone

PokerStars Game #8922442976: Tournament #44846555, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (4000/8000) - 2007/03/15 - 22:34:45 (ET)
Table '44846555 249' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: riverr2mad (74316 in chips)
Seat 2: SteamRolla12 (87056 in chips)
Seat 3: N!LE (254703 in chips)
Seat 5: samollo69 (102620 in chips)
Seat 6: Attilio (89046 in chips)
Seat 7: luislalo (80397 in chips)
Seat 8: HookerHumper (106545 in chips)
Seat 9: vincenzo01 (415405 in chips)
riverr2mad: posts the ante 400
SteamRolla12: posts the ante 400
N!LE: posts the ante 400
samollo69: posts the ante 400
Attilio: posts the ante 400
luislalo: posts the ante 400
HookerHumper: posts the ante 400
vincenzo01: posts the ante 400
HookerHumper: posts small blind 4000
vincenzo01: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Attilio [Kh Kc]
riverr2mad: folds
SteamRolla12: folds
N!LE: folds
samollo69: folds
Attilio: raises 16000 to 24000
luislalo: folds
HookerHumper: calls 20000
vincenzo01: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts 2h Js]
HookerHumper: bets 82145 and is all-in
Attilio: calls 64646 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ts 2h Js] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 2h Js 5s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HookerHumper: shows [3s As] (a flush, Ace high)
Attilio: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Attilio said, ":;_KLJHKI_glutk.yreltkwurytEHERTqwyrjtkeulriyuoti ypouoi"
Attilio said, "p"
Attilio said, ""
HookerHumper collected 188492 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 188492 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 2h Js 5s Th]
Seat 1: riverr2mad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SteamRolla12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: N!LE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: samollo69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Attilio showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 7: luislalo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: HookerHumper (small blind) showed [3s As] and won (188492) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: vincenzo01 (big blind) folded before Flop

[Chesskid1]

what pisses me off the most is losing to a suckout in the 5r or 11r with such a large field and it takes [censored] forever, since you have to put in a lot of time, hurts the most for me.

[Valsuvious]

What pisses me off more than anything is getting to a final table. Watching someone stay alive by winning on a huge suckout and then having that same person eliminate you.

Happened recently deep into a $10 tourney. 5 were left, another guy reraised this guy all in and he called it after the flop with A high. Obviously he hit the river AJ>KK. Few hands later after the short stack was sent packing, I pick raise 2.5bb. Same guy goes all in and obv my 1010 is no match for his A6 aifp. I was the short stack at the time and this was pretty much for the chip lead, but bastard did it twice in a row.

[registrar]

Oh man. Poker sucks. So SB is a fish and you're looking at KK and wondering how you'll get value if it's folded round and villain instapushes. Sweet!


PokerStars Game #8934388991: Tournament #44846709, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/03/16 - 18:02:07 (ET)
Table '44846709 163' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: swamps (22055 in chips)
Seat 2: cocoska (11880 in chips)
Seat 3: Caesar79 (7710 in chips)
Seat 4: gorki02 (19205 in chips)
Seat 5: MoMoCoM (13965 in chips)
Seat 6: danny7 (26293 in chips)
Seat 7: elev8ted (16442 in chips)
Seat 8: Katmanz (14540 in chips)
Seat 9: registrar (15269 in chips)
swamps: posts the ante 25
cocoska: posts the ante 25
Caesar79: posts the ante 25
gorki02: posts the ante 25
MoMoCoM: posts the ante 25
danny7: posts the ante 25
elev8ted: posts the ante 25
Katmanz: posts the ante 25
registrar: posts the ante 25
Katmanz: posts small blind 200
registrar: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to registrar [Kc Kh]
swamps: folds
cocoska: folds
Caesar79: folds
gorki02: folds
MoMoCoM: folds
danny7: folds
elev8ted: folds
Katmanz: raises 14115 to 14515 and is all-in
registrar: calls 14115
*** FLOP *** [8d 4h Td]
*** TURN *** [8d 4h Td] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4h Td Qh] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Katmanz: shows [Qd Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
registrar: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
Katmanz collected 29255 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29255 | Rake 0
Board [8d 4h Td Qh 6d]
Seat 1: swamps folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cocoska folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Caesar79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: gorki02 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MoMoCoM folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: danny7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: elev8ted (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Katmanz (small blind) showed [Qd Qs] and won (29255) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 9: registrar (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings

[bigballz]

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[Chesskid1]

the [censored] ace always flops no mattter what!!@jfkdsjfksd

[KingDan]

ftp has an auto max rebuy function that is [censored] awesome