BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

[SlowHabit]

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I think a more accurate rating system in this situation would be Score1+Score2-number of girls. 5+5 = 8.

Thoughts?

Mentioned earlier, three 3's shouldn't be that high. Doesn't 6 sound fair?

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Genius.

[Windforce]

I think when you are drunk, 5's irl = 2's sry bro

[BDaws]

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I think when you are drunk, 5's irl = 2's sry bro

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He has hooked up with one of the girls before so he knows what she looks like when he is sober.

[ratholeusoul]

Nation needs a new title, something along the lines of 'The Patron Saint of all Fatties Everywhere'

[chrismystero]

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2 5's = 1 10. How many people here have nailed a 10?

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Spot on target.


Good work sir.

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Since when did 2 5sooted become a good hand?

[ratholeusoul]

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my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight
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his grandmother is living with him, so he has to be home to take care of her

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Brag: no teeth sexytimes action, yo?

[Vavavoom]

I think pictures should be posted....with their faces slightly blurred or something....I need to see dimensions... !

Vava

[dirtysanchez]

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2 5's = 1 10. How many people here have nailed a 10?

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Spot on target.


Good work sir.

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Since when did 2 5sooted become a good hand?

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($107.25)
Button ($110.80)
SB ($366.70)
BB ($161.75)
UTG ($106.70)
MP ($115.10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, Button calls $4, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($12.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $22</font>, Hero calls $14.

Turn: ($56.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $36</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $81.25</font>, BB calls $45.25.

River: ($219) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $219

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has As 4s (two pair, aces and fours).
Hero has 5c 2c (straight, five high).
Outcome: Hero wins $219. </font>

since, like, always? nj nation F the haters

[ludacris]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (3 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($203.55)
BB ($65.90)
Hero ($99.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2.

Flop: ($9) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $20</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $60</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $200.55</font>, Hero calls $36.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($306.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($306.05) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $306.05

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Qs Ks (one pair, threes).
Hero has 5s 2s (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $202. SB wins $104.05. </font>

[ChicagoRy]

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Btw, Nation is one of my best friends, and there is no chance he is lying about this.

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Well this settles it. It's obviously true then.