Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing

[docb]

A player who folded his trash hand:
"I would've flopped [insert monster hand]."

[MaddHatter]

"How could you call with that?"
"I'm all-in"

[dfbuzzbeater]

i hate when vince says, after someone raises and it's on the next guy, "oh but look at this, so-and-so's got a real hand...a pair of 4's."

and live, whenever anyone says "good hand; you got lucky there, catching that _____ ; or go ahead" like teddy KGB, and then they start repeating all the lines, i seriously wish i owned a 12-gauge shotgun.

[McMelchior]

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i seriously wish i owned a 12-gauge shotgun.

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I'm seriously happy you don't.

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[Matt1975]

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"Unreal"

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Get a thesaurus plz.

If I could ban just one word from poker...

[Wongboy]

"That was a Hellmuthian lay down"

"I was meant to go broke on that hand, but I can dodge bullets, BABY"

"All Skill Baby" - Internet saying after sucking out in an extreme fashion

"Arlo never loses"

[andre006]

"that's poker" derrrr!

[po-Jay-to]

"I put YOU all-in."

No one puts me all-in except myself.

[robber baron]

"its a race", "its a coinflip" - UGH niggas never said that years ago, now every WPT wannabe has all the lingo down pat

[nath]

"the price of poker has gone up"
i spend a lot of time playing tournaments