Random theories you have . . .

[morphball]

lol ... my girlfriend hates it, so you may be right. I recommend it though

[IlliniLou]

All animals can talk to eachother
Inanimate objects can talk to eachother
There is a secret world in the core of the Earth and the Moon
The cure for cancer and other major diseases has been found by the gov't but is not being released due to the amount of money that is made

[prohornblower]

People who show their family/baby on business commercials are not to be trusted.

I have a ton really, I'll have to think of all of them.

Men-of-the-cloth who wear business suits during their sermon (I'm looking at you, Joel Osteen) instead of religious garb, are phoneys.

[Boris]

Gay conspiracy theory regarding David Cronenberg

[youtalkfunny]

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Mediocrity is the new standard of excellence. If this phenomenon was quantifiable, it has probably cost the world several trillion dollars in wasted money and decades in wasted time.

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The congregation says, "Amen".

[Emmitt2222]

I've got a theory it could be bunnies...

[Yo Adrians!]

... That George Lucas has in fact developed scripts for Star Wars VII, VIII and IX, but he won't make them because he's mad at Star Wars fans.

[Dominic]

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The better the meal, the more cigarettes you have to smoke afterward.

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yes, because you want to obliterate any possible residual taste enjoyment with tar.

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The better the meal, the more cigarettes you have to smoke afterward.

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yes, because you want to obliterate any possible residual taste enjoyment with tar.

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No, this is true. I had a meal 20 years ago that was so good I had to smoke 417,000 cigarettes. Took a while.

[IronUnkind]

Women love cheesecake WAY more than men.