Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[jsnipes28]

Made it to Foxwoods. Of course, I'm retarded and didn't book in advance for fkin memorial day weekend so no rooms. But I am at a pretty nice place down the road and it shouldn't be too much of an issue.

I will be playing 5/10 most likely, maybe 10/25 and will probably be wearing a camo Clemson hat- so if you see me come say hi.

[WiltOnTilt]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2500806539: Table Buckwood (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:17:08 ET - 2007/05/24
Seat 1: MKovner ($980)
Seat 2: FEARMYNUTS ($393)
Seat 3: chartay ($4,588)
Seat 4: MrKrabbs ($1,004)
Seat 5: WiltOnTilt ($3,413.50)
Seat 6: rumprammer ($886.50)
FEARMYNUTS posts the small blind of $5
chartay posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WiltOnTilt [6c 9d]
MrKrabbs folds
WiltOnTilt folds
rumprammer raises to $35
MKovner calls $35
FEARMYNUTS folds
chartay folds
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2d 9h]
rumprammer bets $55
MKovner calls $55
*** TURN *** [Qd 2d 9h] [7d]
rumprammer checks
MKovner bets $120
rumprammer calls $120
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2d 9h 7d] [6s]
rumprammer checks
MKovner bets $435
rumprammer calls $435
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MKovner shows [Js 8s] (Queen Jack high)
rumprammer shows [9c Ks] (a pair of Nines)
rumprammer wins the pot ($1,302) with a pair of Nines
MKovner adds $400
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,305 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd 2d 9h 7d 6s]
Seat 1: MKovner (button) showed [Js 8s] and lost with Queen Jack high
Seat 2: FEARMYNUTS (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: chartay (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: MrKrabbs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: WiltOnTilt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: rumprammer showed [9c Ks] and won ($1,302) with a pair of Nines


Dealer: Hand #2500806539
Dealer: MKovner shows Queen Jack high
Dealer: rumprammer shows a pair of Nines
Dealer: rumprammer wins the pot ($1,302) with a
pair of Nines
Dealer: Hand #2500813948
Dealer: chartay wins the pot ($19)
Dealer: Hand #2500817264
FEARMYNUTS: aejones theorem?
Dealer: WiltOnTilt wins the pot ($10)
Dealer: Hand #2500820529
MKovner: .which one is that/
Dealer: MKovner wins the pot ($112)
Dealer: Hand #2500825452
FEARMYNUTS: noone ever has anything
MKovner: ohh
FEARMYNUTS: thats 3 times rum has bet 55 into
a fdraw pot where its been floated
FEARMYNUTS: the draw has hit 3 times
FEARMYNUTS: and rum has won all 3 times

lol @ 2p2 donkeys

[TheWorstPlayer]

why you fold da winna?

[HEK]

HEY MSNL...

anybody have just like $2k in real life monies they are willing to trade for FTP or Stars? I'm been dancin around with FTP for 10 days now about getting 2 checks cut and gettin them all my info (license, utility). I think it's finally ironed out but now it'll take like 10 days MORE to get the checks. So it's a huge pain and been a big delay.

I'll pay juice if someone can help out. I'm looking for miniumum $2k up to $8k.

pm me.

[DJ Sensei]

hey remember that time that donkaments were cool? i dont.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2502766773: $1K Thurs. Main Event Qualifier (17686087), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:45:31 ET - 2007/05/24
Cre8ive: lol really?
Seat 1: KIRKAA (4,440)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei (4,260)
Seat 3: carbonmonoxide (1,735)
Seat 4: TommyBeefeater (5,805)
Seat 5: lapozie (2,895)
Seat 6: MRGGoose (6,590)
Seat 7: g0lfa (4,740)
Seat 9: Cre8ive (4,395)
DJ Sensei posts the small blind of 80
carbonmonoxide posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [Qh Qd]
g0lfa: then called my allin with A8o
TommyBeefeater folds
lapozie folds
g0lfa: i was SO pissed
MRGGoose folds
g0lfa folds
Cre8ive raises to 460
g0lfa: oh yea
KIRKAA folds
g0lfa: i had 19k he had 25k shorrt had 6k
DJ Sensei raises to 1,540
carbonmonoxide folds
Cre8ive raises to 4,395, and is all in
DJ Sensei calls 2,720, and is all in
Cre8ive shows [4c 4s]
g0lfa: got up to 15k by his ignorance
DJ Sensei shows [Qh Qd]
Uncalled bet of 135 returned to Cre8ive
*** FLOP *** [4d Ad 8d]
*** TURN *** [4d Ad 8d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ad 8d Js] [Ts]
Cre8ive shows three of a kind, Fours
DJ Sensei shows a pair of Queens
Cre8ive wins the pot (8,680) with three of a kind, Fours
g0lfa: ship the seat
DJ Sensei stands up

[Jeffmet3]

how do people deal with having no chat on fulltilt?

and how do people deal with breakeven/downswing stretches?

i play well/run super hot for 20k hands, then have a little downswing for 5k or so and i've got no confidence left.

[Mmerli]

Thailand poker camp - who wants to go?

I also posted this in OOT and SSNL cheese thread, but since the target audience is probably also in here I'm gonna post it here too:

Hello,

I've been wanting to go Thailand for a long time. Reading through Degens thread has encouraged me even further. Now is the time.
I've talked to a few other poker players about it and we plan on setting up a "Poker House" over there in September or November and plan on staying there for at least 6 months.
We are looking for a few more people to come with us. A house with 4-6 people will probably be the most fun.
We are currently looking at Phuket as the best choice since we prefer beachy area and stable internet connection is obviously extremely important.
I want to point out that we are all ssnl/msnl players so we are not going to rent a huge palace over there, but a comfortable place should be possible without going broke.
If you would like to come along please make sure that you are decently rolled or have real life savings if things go bad.

[silenced]

how do you post graphs up in this beez?

[DLizzle]

[ QUOTE ]
hey remember that time that donkaments were cool? i dont.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2502766773: $1K Thurs. Main Event Qualifier (17686087), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:45:31 ET - 2007/05/24
Cre8ive: lol really?
Seat 1: KIRKAA (4,440)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei (4,260)
Seat 3: carbonmonoxide (1,735)
Seat 4: TommyBeefeater (5,805)
Seat 5: lapozie (2,895)
Seat 6: MRGGoose (6,590)
Seat 7: g0lfa (4,740)
Seat 9: Cre8ive (4,395)
DJ Sensei posts the small blind of 80
carbonmonoxide posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [Qh Qd]
g0lfa: then called my allin with A8o
TommyBeefeater folds
lapozie folds
g0lfa: i was SO pissed
MRGGoose folds
g0lfa folds
Cre8ive raises to 460
g0lfa: oh yea
KIRKAA folds
g0lfa: i had 19k he had 25k shorrt had 6k
DJ Sensei raises to 1,540
carbonmonoxide folds
Cre8ive raises to 4,395, and is all in
DJ Sensei calls 2,720, and is all in
Cre8ive shows [4c 4s]
g0lfa: got up to 15k by his ignorance
DJ Sensei shows [Qh Qd]
Uncalled bet of 135 returned to Cre8ive
*** FLOP *** [4d Ad 8d]
*** TURN *** [4d Ad 8d] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ad 8d Js] [Ts]
Cre8ive shows three of a kind, Fours
DJ Sensei shows a pair of Queens
Cre8ive wins the pot (8,680) with three of a kind, Fours
g0lfa: ship the seat
DJ Sensei stands up

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this is the bubble right? seems to me like his play is extremely retarded, am I wrong?

[JKratzer]

[ QUOTE ]
We are currently looking at Phuket

[/ QUOTE ]

lol