banging chicks from myspace.com

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wtf none of the girls are responding to me, can someone take a look at my profile and help me out. my myspace

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I think we decided its a bad idea to include your income.

blake

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I did not realize just how hilarious that comment was for the first 5 seconds I was looking at his myspace (scrolled right to the income to see if it was listed as like $1 or something)

upon further inspection, i laughed very loudly, with my door open, for about 30 seconds and am still giggling....and i just got out of being raped by a final so thanks for that : )

[diebitter]

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Which one of you hardy souls wants to try this out on one of the myspace hotties...

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I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now...
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Okay, you've got one more soldier. Is this an initial contact message diebitter? Or is it more of a second message?

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Initial contact message. This is slash-and-burn, take-no-prisoners approach. I expect a low response rate, but responses will be freaks or obsessively romantic fantasists.

Please proceed.


(Actually, I have no idea what the response will be, but, hey man, we're advancing the boundaries of human knowledge here, and this noble tradition will not be denied.)

[siccjay]

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blake

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Profile created: 12/7
Girls I've met on MySpace that I later had sex with: 4

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Notice all the established 2+2 MySpace pimps are not bragging?

You are a liar and a fruitcake.

[Clarkmeister]

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blake

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Profile created: 12/7
Girls I've met on MySpace that I later had sex with: 4

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C'mon now, no fair not sharing. How can we learn if we don't see what types of profiles are susceptible to different types of openers? Help the cause here!

[Clarkmeister]

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EDIT: She wrote so much that she gave you a field manual for taking off her panties...use it

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Classic.

[Clarkmeister]

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Just woke up. I am positive the hotlauren account is my current girlfriend.

She read all my posts on 2+2 like monday. Somebody said she was going to do that, they were right.

She was a bit mad but we talked it out and everything was ok.

I told her I wouldn't talk about banging chicks on myspace anymore, but you guys keep sucking me back in.

I think she is mad, but its like 5 am so I can't really call her right now.

Also, I doubt she read any of the posts besides mine, and she was just replying to my posts. There is almost no way she took the time to read much of the thread.

She doesn't have a myspace account. She is on the facebook though.

Sorry about the initial derailment guys.

On a side note, we are semi-broke up on a break right or after christmas or something, but we still see each other. So, our relationship is in a wierd middle phase anyway.

Lauren, read the whole thread. If your gonna be mad at me, at least read through what everybody said, it wont take THAT long.


blake

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Blake, you are like a charter member of this thread. No way do you let her stop you from participating. Not only because we need you here, but because if she takes it bad, only good things can happen to this thread!

[Clarkmeister]

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First of all. Divide by 2. Add 7. If older than 17. Easy rules guys.

Second. I will post a trip report from this evening tomorrow. I just went on a Myspace/AIM marathon for the sake of this thread. At one point I was talking to a 20 year old with two kids who was telling me about the amazing pot her dad could get for me. My arms are exhausted and I'm pretty sure I got carpal tunnel tonight.

2 quick and easy tips:
#1, if the dialoge? dilouge? dial... conversation... isn't going well through Myspace messages, get things to AIM as quickly as possible. It's much easier to run game through AIM. I don't know why but for some reason girls warm up the second you get on AIM with them. I guess because it's a little more personal. Just don't get too many going at once and start recalling details about one girl to someone else (whoops!)

#2: If you guys want this to be a trainwreck, lower your standards a little. Obviously this isn't going anywhere with all the Inside? and Chocolate milk, yummy b.s. If you don't have game, take one for the team and [censored] a girl slightly below what you normally would.

#3: I haven't noticed this come up at all yet and it's one thing that I've been doing for quite awhile. If you know you're going out to get drunk on a weekend, line up a few 4's or 5's before you leave. Get their numbers and call them if you come home alone. This is my favorite use for Myspace and was actually my first Myspace hookup. Basically a 5 sent me a cold-message saying, in slightly less vulgar terms, that she wanted to eff me. I got her number before I went out saturday evening and called her that night when I came home alone. She had her FRIEND drive her over and leave her at my place for the evening. This is a seriously underrated use for Myspace. Now, instead of having to settle for whatever closer you can find at the end of the night, at least you have your choice and can make sure they're not TOO bad before you go out.

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You, sir, are a trooper. People, let's give the real Mason some love here!

[Clarkmeister]

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blake

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Profile created: 12/7
Girls I've met on MySpace that I later had sex with: 4

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Notice all the established 2+2 MySpace pimps are not bragging?

You are a liar and a fruitcake.

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Maybe the established pimps aren't bragging because there's nothing to brag about.........yet. This thread is ALL ABOUT bragging, sharing methodology, and posting profiles after to encourage train wrecks. If they aren't bragging, they don't get the point.

Let's not lose a potential resource here, he's trying to help the cause with an alternate line. Let's see how it goes. If he can bag double-digits by the end of the year, we clearly would have lots to learn from his methods.

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How are you all going to keep from laughing about this thread while your banging some fat myspace chick?

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Stuey made me a snowy pic, but the snow is all messed up on my browsers (IE and Firefox). Can others have a look and tell me what they see...

www.myspace.com/steve0314

Same thing happens on [censored]'s thumbnail.

Any ideas?