Official February Thread: General Discussion/etc

[cts]

zzzz someone hit a 10 outer against u cry about it

[dtan05]

srsly alecc wtf /boggle

[Gary Stevenson]

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not going to post a graph because it will surely cause my boomswitch to flip

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qft! [b]i posted a graph when i was running hot back in november...proceeded to lose 17k the following week...no more graphs

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[king_of_drafts]

This was a weirdass session...when I got even I quit immediately.

FullTiltPoker Game #1824256887: Table Bell (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:17:26 ET - 2007/02/18
Seat 1: The Riparian ($1,057)
Seat 3: Riedemannweep ($565.95)
Seat 4: HAAANH ($1,069)
Seat 5: jeppg1111 ($1,045.40)
Seat 6: x_volta ($1,020)
Riedemannweep posts the small blind of $5
HAAANH posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [As Th]
jeppg1111 calls $10
x_volta folds
The Riparian folds
Riedemannweep calls $5
HAAANH checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Qs 3c]
Riedemannweep checks
HAAANH bets $24
jeppg1111 raises to $75.40
Riedemannweep folds
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH calls $51.40
*** TURN *** [Ac Qs 3c] [7d]
HAAANH checks
jeppg1111 bets $960, and is all in
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH calls $960
jeppg1111 shows [Ad Qd]
HAAANH shows [As Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Qs 3c 7d] [7h]
jeppg1111 shows two pair, Aces and Queens
HAAANH shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
jeppg1111 wins the pot ($2,097.80) with two pair, Aces and Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,100.80 | Rake $3
Board: [Ac Qs 3c 7d 7h]
Seat 1: The Riparian (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Riedemannweep (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: HAAANH (big blind) showed [As Th] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 5: jeppg1111 showed [Ad Qd] and won ($2,097.80) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: x_volta didn't bet (folded)

How bad is that? God I [censored] hate Jeppg. After the hand he wrote "ownage." For those who don't know him he overplays his hands like mad and also raises to very weird numbers like 19.67 preflop.

FullTiltPoker Game #1824409304: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:40:10 ET - 2007/02/18
Seat 1: whoahh06 ($920.50)
Seat 2: x_volta ($1,004.75)
Seat 3: kress31 ($1,067.75)
Seat 4: HAAANH ($1,000)
Seat 5: NotePad ($989.75)
Seat 6: fish4rice ($1,831.50)
NotePad posts the small blind of $5
fish4rice posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [Td Th]
whoahh06 folds
x_volta folds
kress31 folds
HAAANH raises to $35
NotePad folds
fish4rice calls $25
*** FLOP *** [Ts 5s 4d]
fish4rice checks
HAAANH bets $56
fish4rice raises to $180
HAAANH calls $124
*** TURN *** [Ts 5s 4d] [5h]
fish4rice bets $210
HAAANH calls $210
*** RIVER *** [Ts 5s 4d 5h] [4h]
fish4rice bets $1,406.50, and is all in
HAAANH calls $575, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $831.50 returned to fish4rice
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fish4rice shows [5c 5d] (four of a kind, Fives)
HAAANH mucks
fish4rice wins the pot ($2,002) with four of a kind, Fives
HAAANH is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,005 | Rake $3
Board: [Ts 5s 4d 5h 4h]
Seat 1: whoahh06 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: x_volta didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: kress31 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: HAAANH (button) mucked [Td Th] - a full house, Tens full of Fives
Seat 5: NotePad (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: fish4rice (big blind) showed [5c 5d] and won ($2,002) with four of a kind, Fives

I feel like Negreanu on HSP.

FullTiltPoker Game #1824457359: Table Pomerado (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:47:17 ET - 2007/02/18
Seat 1: Hedy Lamarr ($635.25)
Seat 2: zero2lose ($594)
Seat 3: NDRudy46 ($627.20)
Seat 4: acalld ($749.10)
Seat 5: StepsAHEAD ($600)
Seat 6: HAAANH ($1,042.45)
zero2lose posts the small blind of $3
NDRudy46 posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HAAANH [5s 4s]
acalld folds
StepsAHEAD raises to $21
HAAANH raises to $72
zero2lose adds $9
Hedy Lamarr folds
zero2lose folds
NDRudy46 folds
StepsAHEAD calls $51
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ks 6h]
StepsAHEAD checks
HAAANH bets $115
StepsAHEAD calls $115
*** TURN *** [Ac Ks 6h] [Qs]
StepsAHEAD checks
HAAANH checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ks 6h Qs] [Js]
StepsAHEAD checks
HAAANH has 15 seconds left to act
HAAANH bets $855.45, and is all in
StepsAHEAD has 15 seconds left to act
StepsAHEAD: this is gonna be awful
StepsAHEAD calls $413, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $442.45 returned to HAAANH
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HAAANH shows [5s 4s] (a flush, King high)
StepsAHEAD mucks
HAAANH wins the pot ($1,206) with a flush, King high
StepsAHEAD is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,209 | Rake $3

When I made the river bet I didn't realize I was value betting lol. Have to get used to those resized tables.

[Boquense]

That'll teach you to be ahead of me Alec.

I guess I should start folding QQ pf more often. Seems like every time I push back at the 26/20 guy that's been 3 betting me like mad, my Queens are in trouble. Not gonna fold em for 3/4 buyin to you though.

2nd hand.... I had the nuts :P Scraight beats trips.

[Christophers]

Tried FTP 6max for the first time since they added resizable tables. Pretty solid few hands. I don't know what any of you are complaining about, games were great [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Reef]

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anyone know how to work out the chance of a 4PTBB/100 winner playing TAG having a 20 buy in downswing or a 50k breakeven run?

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about 100%

[Black winter day]

If anyone tells me that a chance of flopping mid set vs top set twice vs same guy in raised pot HU about in a span of an hour is 100% - he should pretty much die in serious pain.
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[Moonshine]

HEK IM IN YOUR DOME

[LegallyBlind]

for those that say online poker is dying...im playing on two tables right now and here are the line ups:

Table 1:

Seat 1: 15/8/11 ($951.05 in chips)
Seat 2: 79/5/0.25 ($187.30 in chips)
Seat 3: 39/28/2.5 ($1202.40 in chips)
Seat 4: LegallyBlind ($860.90 in chips)
Seat 6: 48/9/1.5 ($609.40 in chips)

Table #2

Seat 1: 28/0/0.5 ($481.50 in chips)
Seat 2: 21.5/9.5/1.4 ($840.80 in chips)
Seat 3: 81/26/20 ($1425.60 in chips)
Seat 4: LegallyBlind ($766.10 in chips)
Seat 5: 38/27/2.5 ($522 in chips)
Seat 6: 33/9/0.2 ($408.30 in chips)


So sick. And I have at least 100 hands on each, so the numbers are ballpark accurate.