Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[KingDan]

I need Stars money someone holla back

[jakhamma]

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the samsung's are tight, I highly recommend them....

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[jakhamma]

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im moving to party nl400 tables, just wondering if jackpot tables (6max) are beatable or not.

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yessum

[Actual God]

just wanted to chime in and say that you guys are all trading monies with each other

[good2cu]

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just wanted to chime in and say that you guys are all trading monies with each other

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yea so what are we going to do about it? I suggest everyone beside me and the fish quit.

[Actual God]

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just wanted to chime in and say that you guys are all trading monies with each other

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yea so what are we going to do about it? I suggest everyone beside me and the fish quit.

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win game of chicken, or quit, or you're just a little better than a blackjack pro...dark times

[DonButtons]

anyone have moneybookers cash? I have money on stars I want to trade

[Cumulonimbus]

I never thought I'd say this, but this guy gave me a huge boner..

Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($562.45)
CO ($501.60)
Button ($394)
Hero ($1161.15)
BB ($400)
UTG ($222.35)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $12</font>, MP calls $12, CO calls $12, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $92</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $80, CO folds.

Flop: ($212) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $188</font>, Hero calls $188.

Turn: ($588) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $282.45 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $282.45.

River: ($1152.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1152.90

dude had like 59o

Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($143)
Hero ($398)
Button ($891.85)
SB ($204)
BB ($261.10)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, Button calls $16, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($38) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $36</font>, Button calls $36.

Turn: ($110) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $82</font>, Button calls $82.

River: ($274) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $155</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $310</font>, Hero calls $109 (All-In).

Final Pot: $848

dude had JT


he got me on this one though

Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($512.80)
MP ($269.50)
Button ($1032.40)
Hero ($822.30)
BB ($394)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $56</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $40.

Flop: ($116) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $92</font>, UTG calls $92.

Turn: ($300) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $364.8 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $364.80.

River: ($1029.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1029.60

Q8o ftw



this reminded me of the old days at party.. &lt;sigh&gt;

[MYNAMEIZGREG]

Hah I normally don't post hands but the sequence of events in this one was funny:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $2,268.00</font>
SB: $2,557.00

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $60.00</font>, Hero calls $40.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($120) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($120) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $120.00</font>, Hero calls $120.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($360) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $777.00</font>, Hero calls $777.00

Pot Size: $1,914.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$957.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Jacks) and WON (+$956.50)


Then in chat he types in "WTF?".
Then he quit after the next hand.

It's funny cuz this guy is a semi-reg.

[okayplayer]

Had my best night of the year. +19 buyins at 5/10NL. Might be a personal best in terms of buyins. Thanks Poker Gods.