Dear Bison: March 2006 - Page 11

codewarrior · #**101** 03-08-2006, 09:44 AM

Is she over/under weight? Is she ovulating?

diebitter · #**102** 03-08-2006, 09:53 AM

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Do it with a cushion under her ass. Once you've come, she needs to stay there, and maybe pull her knees up too, to get gravity really working for your little DCaspers.

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This will be joining the repertoire, and definitely along the lines I'm looking for. Thanks db.
Any other thoughs from Mr. Superfertile?

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No jerking off, and leave it a few days just before the most fertile time. Do it a few times in a row on that fertile peak, but keep your SO's ass on that cushion/pillow the whole time. Seriously, we're talking a few hours.

dcasper70 · #**103** 03-08-2006, 12:13 PM

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Is she over/under weight? Is she ovulating?

[/ QUOTE ]She's average for her height. 5'8", 145-150. We got the timing down (I think).

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No jerking off

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bisonbison · #**104** 03-08-2006, 01:23 PM

dear bison,
should i murder my ex-wife?

Dear Bob,

I'm gonna go with "no". I can go into further detail if you'd like.

bisonbison · #**105** 03-08-2006, 01:27 PM

2 of my good friends are pretty much best friends with each other. M gets chicks, J doesnt. M has a new roommate move in and starts hooking up with her a lot, J becomes obsessed with her and comes over to see her all the time, thus making things awkward. anything i can do here? its starting to get annoying.

Dear RJ,

Anything you can do? No. M and the girl are gonna have to do the heavy lifting on this one.

If J talks to you about girl, you can tell him to chill out, but are you really interested in mediating a bizarre love triangle?

bisonbison · #**106** 03-08-2006, 01:29 PM

Have you put any thought into putting up a FAQ and/or "Best of" Bison ?
Though I don't see many repeat questions I'm sure it happens.

Dear Killa,

The chance of any FAQ or best of being put together by me is pretty close to nil. I'm done making these forums easier to use.

bisonbison · #**107** 03-08-2006, 01:32 PM

Is this creepy?

Dear Rick,

No. Just make sure to get out of the house from time to time and make friends your own age.

bisonbison · #**108** 03-08-2006, 01:36 PM

Did Vachel Lindsay really discover Langston Hughes, or was it the other way around?

Dear Kilgore,

From what I've read, Lindsay discovered Hughes in much the same way a taxi discovers the passenger who's hailing it.

bisonbison · #**109** 03-08-2006, 01:39 PM

I'm having trouble finding a poker dealer job. I have 2 years of experience in a private poker room, and can't seem to find interviews for jobs on the Strip without previous experience working on the Strip. How do I break into the business?

Dear nation,

Can you run any other games? My brain tells me that it may be easier to get a poker dealing job at Casino X if you are willing to run wheel of fortune first. I may be totally wrong.

Mr_Oog · #**110** 03-08-2006, 03:11 PM

Run of the mill OB-GYN's don't know crap about fertility. My wife and I had to go to a specialist and it was astounding the amount of things that the HMO didn't know. For example they might need to suppress your wifes immune system in order to achieve implantation.

Anyway, look around for big time fertility specialists. I would recommend our guy but he is in SF and you are in CT.

Best of luck,
Mike