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02-23-2007, 05:46 PM
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I'm off to the mall with Mom! Back in a few to see it this thing's still going. [/ QUOTE ] how can you not respect man who plays as hard as he does, yet still has time for mom! much respect HB. 
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#102
02-23-2007, 05:56 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] i'd rather eat out a prostitute then give a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] it also reminds me of the time I was at a waterpark and I saw a sixty year old man going down a slide and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off and I just stood there staring at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around. holy geeze I wanted to lick 'em!
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#103
02-23-2007, 06:20 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Yuck. I'd sooner lick a dog's ass than give a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] I'd eat turds out of my cats litter box before I gave a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] i'd rather eat out a prostitute then give a hooker oral. [/ QUOTE ] it also reminds me of the time I was at a waterpark and I saw a sixty year old man going down a slide and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off and I just stood there staring at his big beautiful hairy balls flopping around. holy geeze I wanted to lick 'em! [/ QUOTE ] you don't think he set this up the minute he saw you on the top of the waterslide? man, you missed an opportunity.
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#104
02-23-2007, 06:22 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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I'm off to the mall with Mom! Back in a few to see it this thing's still going. [/ QUOTE ] They got these parlors at the mall out there HB? You could ditch your Mom at Pier 1 and get yourself some accupressure. Also, I want to be a fly on the wall the day your Mom finds out you're getting it from random Asian [censored].
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#105
02-23-2007, 06:40 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred. [/ QUOTE ] wait, so you can assrape a girl and all that happens is they tell you not to come back?!? [/ QUOTE ] Probably isn't in their best interest to file a police report [/ QUOTE ] No, they're not going to do anything to attract attention. It was funny when he told me what happened because he was really ticked-off. It was his favorite place and he was barred. I asked him what he THOUGHT was going to happen for doing something like that and he said he was such a good customer they should just tell him not to do it again. Barred from an Asian Massage Parlor. You've got to sink pretty low for that to happen. [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if funny is what I'd call that. I'd be more tempted to beat the hell out of him. Your friend is a scum. Actually, he wouldn't be a friend of mine after that. b
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#107
02-23-2007, 06:56 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] I'm off to the mall with Mom! Back in a few to see it this thing's still going. [/ QUOTE ] They got these parlors at the mall out there HB? You could ditch your Mom at Pier 1 and get yourself some accupressure. Also, I want to be a fly on the wall the day your Mom finds out you're getting it from random Asian [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] shes prolly paying [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#110
02-23-2007, 11:23 PM
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Re: Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] A friend of mine went to the regular place I go to and one time flipped the girl over and SIIHP. Now he's barred. [/ QUOTE ] wait, so you can assrape a girl and all that happens is they tell you not to come back?!? [/ QUOTE ] Probably isn't in their best interest to file a police report [/ QUOTE ] No, they're not going to do anything to attract attention. It was funny when he told me what happened because he was really ticked-off. It was his favorite place and he was barred. I asked him what he THOUGHT was going to happen for doing something like that and he said he was such a good customer they should just tell him not to do it again. Barred from an Asian Massage Parlor. You've got to sink pretty low for that to happen. [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if funny is what I'd call that. I'd be more tempted to beat the hell out of him. Your friend is a scum. Actually, he wouldn't be a friend of mine after that. b [/ QUOTE ] Meh, he got carried away. I don't think he planned it but he DID take advantage. He's a good guy over-all.
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