the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard - Page 11

Tony_P · #**101** 09-21-2006, 12:53 AM

sightless,

maybe lots of people rip off jokes from south park

lgas · #**102** 09-21-2006, 12:59 AM

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2. Three co-workers and I were playing NFL blitz (we had the stand-up arcade version at one of my old jobs) and one of them, after messing up a play, says "I don't know what's wrong with me today, I just can't concentrate" and before I could censor myself, I responded "Well, maybe you need to go to concentration camp". One of the co-workers was Jewish. Fortunately, after a brief pause, *all* of them laughed their asses off.

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I swear to god, I read the same exact story on OOT in the not so distant past.

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I don't recall posting it before, but it's entirely possible.

MuresanForMVP · #**103** 09-21-2006, 01:00 AM

me,my brother, his girlfriend, and some other people (including ones that didn't really know him) were hanging out, and drinking beer at this one place. He takes a sip of beer and remarks "yum...this tastes like freshly raped vagina"

lgas · #**104** 09-21-2006, 01:03 AM

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sightless,

maybe lots of people rip off jokes from south park

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For what it's worth I worked at that company in 2000 and 2001 and quit on January 1st of 2002.

Wikipedia says the South Park episode with the concentration camp joke aired November 21, 2001.

Since there were only 40 days left in my tenure at that company after that epsiode aired, I doubt that I heard it and was influenced by it.... but, you never know.

kom · #**105** 09-21-2006, 01:08 AM

First family dinner at new g/f house. On best behaviour trying to make a good impression. (Difficult when they know you are [censored] there daughter/sister.)

Conversation turns to their hot water system which has been playing up.

Litte brother: Yeh my shower was freezing this morning.
G/f: Yeh, dad we really need to get someone out to fix it.
Me (to g/f): You don't even like hot showers anyway.

Painful awkward silence ensued..

Glo · #**106** 09-21-2006, 01:09 AM

I've recently relized how sheltered a life I've lived...

- While visiting Tennessee/Mississippi for my brothers wedding, we decided to go out for lunch at some rib place in Memphis. TV's were everywhere, we happened to be near one showing local news. They're talking about implementing rotery (roundabout's some call 'em) in the area. I say, fairly loudly "Circle-jerks are such a pain in the ass".

My dad stunned says to me, "don't say that again", "What circle-jerk?", dad says "yeah, that's inappropriate with your niece & nephew right here"... For the life of me, I couldn't figure out why, so I dropped it.

In the car ride afterwards, I ask my fiancee "what does circle-jerk mean?". After about a sentence I realized I actually knew what it meant, but I was too stupid to remember.

- Short but sweet. Walking down into my in-laws den, my drunk father in-law says "here comes the refrigerator".

I was 9 months pregnant.

GDadsForever · #**107** 09-21-2006, 01:15 AM

In kindergarten we were asked to guess the meanings of the flag's colors. While some nits came up with what blue and red meant, I ventured to guess that white meant it was a country created for white people. Truthfully (yes I was in kindergarten), I meant that white people had founded the country, not that that was how it should be. Needless to say, I got a pretty strong reprimanding from my teacher, and I still wonder how the black student in the class must have reacted to my seemingly insensitive comment.

RiverFenix · #**108** 09-21-2006, 01:39 AM

-Middle school spanish class my teacher is talking about cities that have the highest hispanic population in the US. She mentions LA, NY and some place else (probably in texas). I comment to the class, "wow NY, howd they make it that far north". Teacher stared me down for what seemed like forever before finally saying that what i said was highly inappropriate.

- Talking to some of my friends parents who are visiting their son from Pittsburgh. We're talking about how nice the new baseball stadium is and the current popularity of Jerome Bettis. Mom remarks that with how popular he is they'll probably name the football stadium after him. I reply, "If popularity got things named after you in Pittsburgh it would be called Clemente Airport"

- I went to a pretty expensive upper tier college and our basketball team was playing a public universitys team away. Some friends and I went to the game to show support yadda yadda. By early in the second half we were getting beat pretty soundly and the crowd was really tearing into our team with generic insulting chants. My friend, who was hammered, stands up and yells YOURE ALL GOING TO WORK FOR US SOMEDAY.

Much more, cant think of any others off the top of my head.

HitHard69 · #**109** 09-21-2006, 01:41 AM

4th grade.... Ian is the only black kid in the class. We're watching a movie about something, and the teacher turns out the lights. First thing out of my mouth "Hey, where'd Ian go?"

PokerBob · #**110** 09-21-2006, 06:46 AM

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this happened in a friends health class in high school (taught by a priest, by the way). he is discussing semen, and how it is mostly protien. a girl in the class then asks "well, then why does it taste so salty?"

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I'm sure it did.

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you are dumb.

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O RLY?

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yes, as the person who relayed the story to me graduated from high school in 1985. and actually the class was not health but rather some religion class, the name of which escapes me.