Poker Phrases You're Sick of Hearing - Page 11

Wada · #**101** 07-12-2006, 02:18 PM

"I love JT, you can do so much with it." = retarded

I hear this a lot when I happen to sit in a 2/4 or 4/8 game while waiting for my seat at 10/20.

EricOF · #**102** 07-12-2006, 04:41 PM

"I knew you had the ..." said after a bad call. Dude, if you know he had you beat, you wouldn't have called.

"Wired pair of..." From Vince.

"Jopke!"

GreenRctnglz · #**103** 07-12-2006, 08:42 PM

May all your cards be live and your pots be MONSTERS!!

GreenRctnglz · #**104** 07-12-2006, 09:01 PM

From Super System: Nuts 1. The best possible hand at that point in the pot. 2. An absolute cinch hand.

Duals21 · #**105** 07-13-2006, 05:31 PM

"so and so when from the PENTHOUSE to the OUTHOUSE"

first time I heard this was wsop commentary, then I heard hellmuth say it during a celebrity poker commentary and I cried.

po-Jay-to · #**106** 07-13-2006, 05:39 PM

...and then he went from worst to first.

qwnu · #**107** 07-13-2006, 08:23 PM

I haven't seen WPT for a while, but I remember many annoying variations of "He's trying to catch LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE!!!"

Arbitrage · #**108** 07-13-2006, 08:39 PM

I'm sick of Michael Konik giving bad advice. Whenever someone makes a pair or better and someone bets into them he says "I would like to see X just call here". Regardless of the texture of the flop, it's like stfu you talentless pos, you owe me 20$ for that piece of [censored] you call a book.

JCool · #**109** 07-13-2006, 11:55 PM

The Crew

Mr. Orange · #**110** 07-14-2006, 12:19 AM

"...and now for this week's WPT academy with Courtney Friel."

oh wait, nevermind.