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I know 90% of this Big Mac, Mc DLT, A Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, A Hamburger, A Cheeseburger, A Happy Meal. Mc Nuggets, Tasty Golden French Fries, Regular or Larger Size, And Salads: Chef or Garden, Or a Chicken Salad Oriental. Big Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, Hot Hot Cakes, and Sausage. Maybe Biscuits, Bacon, Egg and Cheese, A Sausage, Danish, Hash Browns too. And for Desert Hot Apple Pies, And Sundays three varieties, A Soft Server Cone, 3 kinds of shakes, And Chocolatey Chip Cookies. And to drink a Coca-Cola, Diet Coke, and Orange Drink, A Sprite and Coffee, Decaf too, A lowfat milk, also an Orange Juice. [/ QUOTE ] You forgot the ending... I love McDonald's good times & great tastes and I get this all at one place! |
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#102
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up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, select, start
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#103
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Since 5th grade (25 years ago) I've had 7 to the 9th power memorized. 40,353,607. Me and a friend had these stupid contests where we'd ask each other math questions. He asked me what 7^9 was. Of course I didn't know. But if I should run into him now and he asks again, then I'll be able to answer. I'll get the last laugh, I'm sure!
Also way back in school I visited my uncle who did some biochemistry research at a lab. While I was there he made one of those charts you see on crime shows with all the little lines that they use to match DNA profiles. It's called "sodium dodecyl sulfate polyacrylamide gel electrophoresis". I memorized that back then and can still recite it. |
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#104
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Romeo's monologue:
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks. It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Arise fair sun, and kill the envious moon who is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her maid, art far more fair than she be not her maid, since she is envious her vestal livery is sick and green and none but fools do wear it. Cast it off. It is my lady, Oh it is my love. Oh that she knew she were. She speaks yet she says nothing, what of that? Her eye discourses, I will answer it. I am too bold, tis not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens having some business, do entreat her eyes to twinkle in their spheres til they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head The brightness of her cheeks would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand, Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek! Part of Thanatopsis: So live that when thy summons comes to join the innumerable caravan that moves to that mysterious realm where each shall take his chamber in the silent halls of death thou go not like the quarry slave at night scrourged to his dungeon but sustained and soothed by an unfaltering trust approach thy grave like one who wraps the drapery of his couch about him and lies down to pleasant dreams. Probably a lot of other useless stuff... |
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#105
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btw, memorizing your phone #, social, and the like is definitely not "random"
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#106
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I can recite all of the words to Bone Thugs' Crossroads. [/ QUOTE ] Word. I can recite the entire E 1999 Eternal album. |
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#107
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Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish Ladies, Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain; For we've received orders for to sail for old England, But we hope in a short time to see you again. We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors, We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea. Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England; From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues. [/ QUOTE ] That is cool. But, having this memorized makes you king: Red Ships of Spain Robert Goulet.....Will Ferrell Wes Goulet.....Chris Parnell Ken Goulet.....Alec Baldwin Sheila Goulet.....Ana Gasteyer Robert Goulet: "Red Ships of Spain Red Ships of spain." Announcer: The voice is back. Robert Goulet: "Red Ships of Spain Will our love ever be the same?" Announcer: Robert Goulet is Captain Ferdinand Pancho in "Red Ships of Spain". Robert Goulet: "Hoist the main sail and scuttle the jib We won't come home a fortnight for reasons undetermined." Announcer: Yes, the majesty of Robert Goulet. The man "Time" magazine once mentioned. But that's not all. Because, for the first time ever, Sir Robert Goulet is joined by his brother Wes Goulet as First Mate Sebastian El Corazon. Wes Goulet: Ahoy, Matey! Robert Goulet: Ahoy! Announcer: Robert and Wes Goulet on stage together at last. It doesn't get any better than this. Or does it? Because, for the next two weeks, older brother Ken Goulet will join his brothers as Tiagra, the pirate and spice trader. Goulet Brothers: "Red Ships of Spain Red Ships of Spa-ai-ai-ai-ai-ain." Announcer: Sandra Pelton of the San Francisco Chronicle writes: "I don't think that this legally qualifies as theatre." Gil Jacobs of "The New York Times" says: "An absolutely horrible show. It was opening night and two of the Goulet brothers were already using understudies." Diane Carbinal, "Cincinnati Dispatch", writes: "It's the most upsetting experience I've ever had in a theater. The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors." Goulet Brothers: "And then we'll return to Majorca." Announcer: With plenty of laughs for the entire family. Robert Goulet: Where is my hat? Ken Goulet: Is this the hat you were looking for? [ they laugh ] Robert Goulet: Oh, Pirate! Announcer: And plenty of adventure. Robert Goulet: "Oh, there's trouble a-brewin'" Wes Goulet: "Adventure is stewin'." Robert Goulet: "This line has yet to be written." Ken Goulet: [ out of beat ] "Hoist the main sails and lash down the jib Puncture the bullwarks and svuttle the crow's nest." Robert Goulet: "Check the compass and oil the main engine." Wes Goulet: "Pay the dock fee and the weather radio." Goulet Brothers: "Before we get on the airplane." Announcer: And of course, a little bit of romance, with Robert Goulet's daughter Shiela Goulet as the sexy Princess Consuela. Sheila Goulet: Oh, Captain, I hunger for your loins like an old spanish castle. Robert Goulet: "My dear love, I'm right here for you. I battle the pirates and I'm here to feel your gentle kisses in my chest hairs." [ moves to kiss her as she fends him off ] Wait! Wait! [ breaking out of character ] I've had enough of gold and trinkets and jugs of wine! Ken Goulet: What? Sergeant, you've gone crazy! Robert Goulet: It's Captain, Ken! And maybe you would know that if you'd memorized your lines instead of drinking straight Kahlua in the theater bathroom! You're a drunk! Wes Goulet: Easy, Robert. He never had the gifts you had. Ken Goulet: Damn you, Robert! I should never have saved you from drowning all those years ago! Robert Goulet: You're a loser, Ken! That's why I - Ken Goulet: Oh! That was long overdue! Robert Goulet: That's it! Show's over! Wes Goulet: Bobby! Announcer: Yes, it's "Red Ships of Spain". Book and score by an author who, due to an ongoing legal battle with Goulet Enterprises, will not be named in this advertisement. Yes, "Red Ships of Spain", the hot new musical at the Nedderland Theater. Tony Dunchy from "THe Houston Dispatch" writes: "I really don't think it occurred to Mister Goulet that he was playing a romantic scene opposite his daughter." James Gund of "American Theater Magazine" writes: "True story: I fell asleep during the production, and when I woke up was so convinced that I was still dreaming, I got up onstage and walked around. The odd thing is the show is such an ugly mess that no one seemed to notice or care." So go see it. "Red Ships of Spain". Tickets start at $90, so see it today. |
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#108
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When I was in 4th grade, my music teacher taught us a song/melody using do-rae-mi, etc... it's where you say three in a row, then move back one and say three in a row again. Then when you get to the end, you go backwards.
do-rae-mi... rae-mi-fa... mi-fa-so ... fa-so-la ... so-la-ti ... la-ti do ... ti-do-rae-do then backwards... do-ti-la... ti-la-so.. la-so-fa .. so-fa-ti.. fa-ti-rae .. ti-rae-do... rae-do-ti-do jesus... I can recite that forwards and backwards in 5 seconds (not in key obviously [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]) |
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#109
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license #
bank account # money market account # a bunch of baseball stats from days of yore pledge of allegiance star spangled banner all kinds of old telephone #'s A bunch of other stuff but I forgot what I was going to write. Suffice it to say most people on this type of website should be able to memorize many numbers. |
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#110
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pretty minor, but...
King Philip Came Over For Great Sex |
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