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| View Poll Results: Greatest Center Fielder | |||
| Ty Cobb |
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26 | 13.61% |
| Joe Dimaggio |
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14 | 7.33% |
| Mickey Mantle |
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30 | 15.71% |
| Willie Mays |
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119 | 62.30% |
| Tris Speaker |
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1 | 0.52% |
| Somebody Else |
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1 | 0.52% |
| Voters: 191. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#1071
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I'm serious, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" works.
I think I even got that from this forum. (sorry to whoever coined it.) HINT: Enough to Break the Ice |
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#1072
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I'm serious, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" works. I think I even got that from this forum. (sorry to whoever coined it.) HINT: Enough to Break the Ice [/ QUOTE ] This is my all time favorite line because it's both cute and witty enough that you don't come off as a creep, be it in a bar or on myspace |
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#1073
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This thread has inspired me to create a profile so I am ready to go. My question, is there a quick way to search for chicks with low self-esteem? Would really make this easier... [/ QUOTE ] single ones |
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#1074
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I tried "whats the deal with airplane peanuts?" on a couple chicks. They didnt get the reference. They didnt find it funny. Am I doomed to suicide? [/ QUOTE ] "airline peanuts" is smoother |
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#1075
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[ QUOTE ] OK, I only had time to make a rough start for now. More later. http://www.myspace.com/3163632 [/ QUOTE ] The pic quote is great, now go out there and find some young bitches. [/ QUOTE ] OK all filled out, now I need some friends... This is really win-win for me. Either we get some good comedy for the thread, or lightning strikes and I find the young bitch who wants an older guy. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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#1076
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k, just sent my first "inside?" This outta be funny.
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#1077
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I just sent 7 "inside?"s.
Has BEP posted his profile? |
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#1078
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TimM...that is the best 'about me' I have ever read
Let's see if the pretty young things like it. |
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#1079
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Right, I'm at work and trying to sort my profile out...
Firstly, I'd like to make a few suggestions... *Anyone in the OOT group - Add others in the group to friends. *Lets not worry about the comments on the profile pages, as it could turn into each guy having 60 male comments on their profile (And that doesn't help with process) *Anytime you comment on messaging with a chick.... U MUST INCLUDE LINK. *Obviously TrainWrecks are encouraged after deals have been sealed..... *Any suggestions to improve mine or anyone else profile appreciated - its been a while since I used html etc, and could do with a few tips.... *Pictures that are got from talking to these girls on a private basis (Are to be posted in the OOT'iots Forum on Myspace) ((or feel free to email me them to moi via a PM [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] ? )) Right, I am obviously sleeping when the majority of the OOT'iots are sending out their "insides?"...And I can't send messages at work due to "WEBSENSE"...I f*cking hate WEBSENSE!!!!! Anyways, back to the main objective... I have no boundaries as to how high I will strive to go - and therefore have sent approx 10 insides? out as that was all I had time for last night....Only 1 chick picked up the message but I doubt if she has replied yet....Tuesday night will be the next time I attempt to bombard people with messages....I search all day - add to favourites and then coldcall in the evening... Right...These are the lucky "victims" that have been sent first messages....... SHAUNA CHLOE LAURA MARIA JEANNA E JANINE KAREN HANNAH JESSICA SARA (Not sure if I sent message??) I will have the second wave of attack this evening...However, I found that there are a hell of a lot of Bi-s.e.x.u.a.l girls out there...&....A lot of these girls don't look at their accounts regularly...and I'm a fussy MoFo !!! Regards Vavavoom |
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#1080
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I just sent 7 "inside?"s. Has BEP posted his profile? [/ QUOTE ] Interestingly no. |
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