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Old 12-13-2005, 03:48 AM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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I'm serious, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" works.
I think I even got that from this forum. (sorry to whoever coined it.)






HINT: Enough to Break the Ice
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:54 AM
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I'm serious, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" works.
I think I even got that from this forum. (sorry to whoever coined it.)






HINT: Enough to Break the Ice

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This is my all time favorite line because it's both cute and witty enough that you don't come off as a creep, be it in a bar or on myspace
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:00 AM
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This thread has inspired me to create a profile so I am ready to go. My question, is there a quick way to search for chicks with low self-esteem? Would really make this easier...

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single ones
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:11 AM
Tony_P Tony_P is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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I tried "whats the deal with airplane peanuts?" on a couple chicks. They didnt get the reference. They didnt find it funny. Am I doomed to suicide?

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"airline peanuts" is smoother
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:18 AM
TimM TimM is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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OK, I only had time to make a rough start for now. More later.

http://www.myspace.com/3163632

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The pic quote is great, now go out there and find some young bitches.

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OK all filled out, now I need some friends...

This is really win-win for me. Either we get some good comedy for the thread, or lightning strikes and I find the young bitch who wants an older guy. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:19 AM
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k, just sent my first "inside?" This outta be funny.
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:25 AM
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I just sent 7 "inside?"s.

Has BEP posted his profile?
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:30 AM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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TimM...that is the best 'about me' I have ever read

Let's see if the pretty young things like it.
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:48 AM
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Right, I'm at work and trying to sort my profile out...

Firstly, I'd like to make a few suggestions...

*Anyone in the OOT group - Add others in the group to friends.
*Lets not worry about the comments on the profile pages, as it could turn into each guy having 60 male comments on their profile (And that doesn't help with process)
*Anytime you comment on messaging with a chick.... U MUST INCLUDE LINK.
*Obviously TrainWrecks are encouraged after deals have been sealed.....
*Any suggestions to improve mine or anyone else profile appreciated - its been a while since I used html etc, and could do with a few tips....
*Pictures that are got from talking to these girls on a private basis (Are to be posted in the OOT'iots Forum on Myspace) ((or feel free to email me them to moi via a PM [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] ? ))

Right, I am obviously sleeping when the majority of the OOT'iots are sending out their "insides?"...And I can't send messages at work due to "WEBSENSE"...I f*cking hate WEBSENSE!!!!!

Anyways, back to the main objective...

I have no boundaries as to how high I will strive to go - and therefore have sent approx 10 insides? out as that was all I had time for last night....Only 1 chick picked up the message but I doubt if she has replied yet....Tuesday night will be the next time I attempt to bombard people with messages....I search all day - add to favourites and then coldcall in the evening...

Right...These are the lucky "victims" that have been sent first messages.......

SHAUNA

CHLOE

LAURA

MARIA

JEANNA

E

JANINE

KAREN

HANNAH

JESSICA

SARA (Not sure if I sent message??)

I will have the second wave of attack this evening...However, I found that there are a hell of a lot of Bi-s.e.x.u.a.l girls out there...&....A lot of these girls don't look at their accounts regularly...and I'm a fussy MoFo !!!

Regards

Vavavoom
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Old 12-13-2005, 04:49 AM
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I just sent 7 "inside?"s.

Has BEP posted his profile?

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Interestingly no.
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