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Old 12-13-2005, 02:44 AM
sportstrader sportstrader is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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My Profile

Should I even bother hitting on chicks or just let them come to me?

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How did you get Greg Raymer into your friends list?
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:45 AM
roy_miami roy_miami is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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"you're hot, wanna [censored]?" has had negative results so far.

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what about just plain o l' you're hot?

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"you're hot" is terrible for reasons explained throughout the thread and throughout the history of human life on earth.

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Just plain "hot?" could be as effective as the "inside?" opener. It has some hidden sexual innuendos too. I am one of the guys that thinks the inside line is brilliant by the way.
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:46 AM
warsaw warsaw is offline
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Default Hypothetical Question.

Lets say I make a myspace profile for my buddy and get him laid.

If he gets an STD, am I at fault?
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:46 AM
roy_miami roy_miami is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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My Profile

Should I even bother hitting on chicks or just let them come to me?

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How did you get Greg Raymer into your friends list?

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LOL, I thought that was Raymer at first glance too.
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:48 AM
Jdanz Jdanz is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

hey sarcasm has nothing to do with it, i just don't want that sentence easily connectable to me, floating around on the internet. Just bad policy, i'm sure you didn't mean it, but i can only imagine if one of these trainwreck girls happens to be 15 and decides to blackmail your ass or something.

I'm sure nothing will come of it, but......
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:14 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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First of all. Divide by 7. Add 2. Easy rules guys.


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I think you have that backward, unless you think that Tony should be able to [censored] a five year-old.
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:31 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

This thread has inspired me to create a profile so I am ready to go. My question, is there a quick way to search for chicks with low self-esteem? Would really make this easier...
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:35 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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This thread has inspired me to create a profile so I am ready to go. My question, is there a quick way to search for chicks with low self-esteem? Would really make this easier...

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In the advanced browse area you can narrow down chicks by body type.
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:38 AM
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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In the advanced browse area you can narrow down chicks by body type.

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Thanks. Just what I was looking for.
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Old 12-13-2005, 03:43 AM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

I tried "whats the deal with airplane peanuts?" on a couple chicks. They didnt get the reference. They didnt find it funny. Am I doomed to suicide?
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