Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[Fiksdal]

GOD FTP HAS BEEN RIGGED SINCE THAT UPDATE

I MEAN COMPLETELY RIGGED

COME ON FTP WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH THESE DAYS???

-$80 today after like an hour of play, clearly not standard.

[Fiksdal]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $35.40
BB: $21.70
UTG: $31.40
CO: $28.30
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $31.30</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">WHAT.... THE.... F U C K!!!!!!!!!!

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

[censored]!!!</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.00</font>, CO calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6.00</font>, 3 folds, CO calls $5.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($13.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets all-in for $22.30</font>, Hero calls $22.30

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($57.95) 6 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($57.95) 4 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $57.95 ($2.85 Rake)

CO had 3 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Threes full of Sixes) and WON (+$26.80)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (two pair, Aces and Sixes) and LOST (-$28.30)

HOLY HELL WHAT IS GOING ON

I FLOP NOTHING, THEY DONKBET I OBV RAISE, THEY PUSH...

I FLOP SET, THEY DONKBET, I RAISE, THEY [censored] FOLD

GOD

TODAY I HAVE LIKE FINAL PROOF THAT FTP IS INDEED RIGGED

CLEAR STATISTICAL EVIDENCE LDO

[Fiksdal]

[ama0330]

SOUND THE ALARM

SOUND THE FREAKIN ALARM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gcSuYHXIVg

[Fiksdal]

OK don't worry guys it's back to normal again, you can now all safely play.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $24.50
BB: $19.10
UTG: $50.00
MP: $31.05
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $24.65</font>
BTN: $23.45

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $1.00, UTG calls $1.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($3.85) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($3.85) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $6.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($19.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $15.40</font>, UTG calls $15.40

Pot Size: $50.65 ($2.50 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$24.65)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$23.50)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $36.15
<font color="black">Hero (BB): $48.15</font>
UTG: $23.45
MP: $24.40
CO: $17.75
BTN: $19.85

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, 2 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($0.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, MP folds, SB calls $2.25

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($6.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, SB calls $6.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($18.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $13.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $38.90</font>, SB calls all-in for $13.40
Uncalled bet of $12.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $72.55 ($3 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$36.15)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Twos full of Sixes) and WON (+$33.40)

Was getting slightly worried there for a moment. Sorry Full Tilt... I still [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you and all of your sweet little fishies.

[ama0330]

THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS WHY THIS IS BAD

I WAS A HUGE OVERDOG

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] filmaff bahahha

[Chomp]

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you: fking fa ggot donks wont stop merking flops

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Bwahahahahahahaha. Too funny.

[losingdonkey]

this close to folding preflop

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $5.55
<u>BB: $8.85</u>
<u>hero (UTG): $10.00</u>
CO: $20.60
BTN: $10.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">hero raises to $0.40</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $0.90</font>, <font color="red">hero raises to $2.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $5.00</font>, <font color="red">hero raises all-in to $10.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $3.85
Uncalled bet of $1.15 returned to hero

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($17.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($17.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

<font color="black">River:</font> ($17.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $17.75 ($0.85 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes) and WON (+$8.05)
hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$8.85)

[Fiksdal]

Yeah this is close, people who say otherwise are playing with their eyes closed and will never be very good at poker.

[losingdonkey]

has anyone ever made 100 dollars? I have and it only took me over 10k hands!