SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[GittyUP]

My super call for the day and my super suckout for the day (170BB deep too).


Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP ($414.15)
Button ($144.05)
Hero ($210.60)
BB ($75.80)
UTG ($239.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, BB calls $12, Button folds.

Flop: ($32) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15</font>, BB calls $15.

Turn: ($62) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $46.8 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $46.80.

River: ($155.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $155.60
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 6c 4c (one pair, fours).
BB has Ac 8h (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $155.60. </font>

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB ($418.95)
Hero ($170.70)
UTG ($40.55)
MP ($194.30)
Button ($40.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $3.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $3, Hero calls $2.50.

Flop: ($10.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $7.5</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $7.50.

Turn: ($25.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $20</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $183.3 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $159.7 (All-In)</font>.

River: ($368.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $368.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5h 5c (four of a kind, fives).
MP has Jh Jd (three of a kind jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $344.90. MP wins $23.60. </font>

[Kilillan]

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[censored] I LOVE 16 YEAR OLD JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRLS.

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[Jigsaws]

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wow i have a megadonk at one of my tables, over a $1600 stack and is calling AIs with QJ and A3. pleeeeease let me get some of it.

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Lol, I just had to look this table up. What did you have when that other guy just open shoved with AA over your UTG raise?

[GrandMelon]

KK of course, no surprise I run into AA. -12 buyins and counting.

end rant

[soon2b]

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not all americans are in frats bro, some of us are pretty anti-frat

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And not all fraternities are the same either. I was in one and loved it. Did not, and would not have joined one that hazed however.

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[orange]

GM,
what was his name? i think i might know who your talking about. pm me if you dont want to share publically.

[GrandMelon]

bubmacman,

and lol at that other donk talking [censored] with carrotsnake

[orange]

hmm there is this really [censored] laggy player iSUCKKKKK or something that has really made the games nice.

[EMc]

Yo!

So Im driving home from school to go home for easter and to see the Yankee game tomorrow. I go to school in Geneseo, which is about an hour out of Rochester and an hour 15 out of Syracuse.

Im taking the lovely NYS Thruway when alas, I reach the exit for Syracuse to pick up my friend. I pay my toll, and then bam, car breaks down. WTF? The car wont start and its blocking traffic. A nice guy helps me pop her into neutral, which I greatly appreciated.

I get a tow to a service station outside Cuse, and am currently posting on a 15 inch CRT monitor and a lovely compaq presario with a PENTIUM II (behlod the power).

Beat: Car broke down.
Beat: Im stuck in bumblefuck
Beat: This computer sucks.
Variance: It will help me pass the time.


Im thinking about downloading a poker client. What it do?

[kolotoure]

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[censored] I LOVE 15 YEAR OLD SCHOOLGIRLS.

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