SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[Kilillan]

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yeah, I don't want the kind of friends that dip their balls into my delicious beverages.

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But you have friends that look at gay cartoon sex comic books? Give me the pubes anyday.

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Actually no, we are there to pick up girls who pick up gay cartoon sex books.

And yes I have a collection of cartoon porn, my friends give me a lot of crap about it.

But if someone puts their balls into my drink, I am putting my fist into their balls

[Imrahil]

It's been like a month since I was last cold decked so I guess I can't complain.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($98.50)
UTG ($94.65)
MP ($117)
Hero ($103.35)
SB ($126.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, SB calls $9.

Turn: ($33) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $22</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $87.35</font>, SB calls $37.35.

River: ($207.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $207.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Qh (two pair, aces and queens).
SB has 6d 6h (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: SB wins $207.70. </font>

There's no way there's a fold on the turn against like a 25/10/3.5?

[bpc009]

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not all americans are in frats bro, some of us are pretty anti-frat

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And not all fraternities are the same either. I was in one and loved it. Did not, and would not have joined one that hazed however.

[Ratamahatta]

Sexy hand [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]:

Party Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<u>SB: $126.40</u>
BB: $227.65
UTG: $135.10
CO: $102.85
<u>Hero (BTN): $152.40</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.50, 5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($10.50, 2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7</font>, SB calls $7

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($24.50, 2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, SB calls $14

<font color="black">River:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($52.50, 2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $35</font>, <font color="red">Hero goes all-in for $127.40</font>, <font color="red">SB goes all-in for $100.90</font>

Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and won (+$125.40)
SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Threes) and lost (-$126.40)

Pot Size: $280.80

[delta k]

Jesus...about to have the worst day at 'work'. Stayed up late playing risk (online risk anyone??) and now today I have to write a summary of my research, prepare for 2 meetings AND do a surgery in a few hours, locating nerves I have yet to find in any literature. uh oh....

[Imrahil]

[censored] the donkeys who limp/call KK against my AK then hit top set on the flop.

[Jigsaws]

Ugh. What a grinding day. 1.6k hands, +$230. Running at 3.5PTBB... fun. Flopped exactly *one* set over all these hands, didn't get any action. Couldn't even flop a pair for my first 500 hands. So I was about -$400 and getting rather tilted when this hand came up. I was just like... fu, I've got a pair and you've got only 60BBs.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
4 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<u>SB: $128.55</u>
BB: $164.85
<u>Hero (UTG): $219.35</u>
BTN: $216.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 4 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $7, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($21, 2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14</font>, SB calls $14

<font color="black">Turn:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($49, 2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $32</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $64</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $197.35</font>, SB calls all-in for $42.55

<font color="black">River:</font> 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($352.90, 2 Players - 2 All-In)
No Action

Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and won (+$37.75)
SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and lost (-$129.55)

Pot Size: $352.90 ($2 Rake)

Then came this fun hand. I mean, really, what are you thinking bluffing the flop as weak as that? I thought I had enough outs to make the call.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<font color="black">SB: $95.20</font>
<u>Hero (BB): $215.95</u>
UTG: $94.30
CO: $118.10
<u>BTN: $125.60</u>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18</font>, BTN calls $14, SB calls $14

<font color="black">Flop:</font> J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($55, 3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $10</font>, SB calls $10, Hero calls $10

<font color="black">Turn:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($85, 3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $54</font>, BTN calls $54, SB folds

<font color="black">River:</font> 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($193, 2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $133.95</font>, BTN calls all-in for $43.60

Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Deuces) and won (+$61.25)
BTN had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and lost (-$125.60)

Pot Size: $370.55 ($2 Rake)

That brought me back to even. So I grind and grind and grind myself down to -$200 again. Luckily Stars gave me the greatest suckout ever a little bit later. There was some history here. I really felt his preflop reraise was FOS because of his sizing. I thought he could very well have missed the flop. So I bluffraise in a reraised pot (not something I do, like, ever). I would make the same raise with QQ+ here, tho. So I get called... but I pick up an OESD on the turn. I didn't see anything he would just fold the turn with except maybe JJ, so I felt I had to check. Then he bets sooo weak. He gave me almost direct odds to draw. I was very close to just CRAI, but I couldn't pull the trigger. Plus he'd be getting ridiculous odds. Anyway, river was goot. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
5 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $456.95
BB: $160.45
<u>Hero (UTG): $278.15</u>
<u>CO: $326.65</u>
BTN: $47

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $16</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $8

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($38, 2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $22</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $66</font>, CO calls $44

<font color="black">Turn:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($170, 2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">CO bets $62</font>, Hero calls $62

<font color="black">River:</font> A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($294, 2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $134.15</font>, CO calls $134.15

Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and won (+$279.15)
CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and lost (-$278.15)

Pot Size: $562.30 ($2 Rake)

One of the hands that tilted me good. Lol, 66% favourite on the flop, what?

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$1/$2 Blinds
6 Players
LegoPoker HH Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
<u>Hero (SB): $198</u>
BB: $120
<u>UTG: $178.05</u>
MP: $418.10
CO: $194
BTN: $132.60

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $6</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $5, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $8</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $32</font>, UTG calls $24

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($81, 2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $60</font>, UTG calls $60

<font color="black">River:</font> 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($201, 2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and won (+$97)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card King) and lost (-$99)

Pot Size: $201 ($3 Rake)

[GrandMelon]

wow i have a megadonk at one of my tables, over a $1600 stack and is calling AIs with QJ and A3. pleeeeease let me get some of it.

[Imrahil]

[censored] I HATE POKER. I WISH IF I JUST RAN NORMAL ALL THE TIME INSTEAD OF HAVING A [censored] GREAT 40 DAYS THEN RUNNING LIKE [censored] FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG IT WILL LAST FOR.

[TwistedEcho]

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[censored] I HATE POKER.

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