SSNL CHEESE THREAD: OCTOBERFEST EDITION - Page 101

tubasteve · #**1001** 10-16-2006, 02:59 AM

Hey guys, yell at me a lot for this one...one of the worst hands i've played ever.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
TUBA: $103.60
UTG+1: $40.40
CO: $177.85
Button: $153.95
SB: $82.90
BB: $113.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) TUBA is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
TUBA raises to $4, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($12.5, 3 players)
BB checks, TUBA bets $10, CO calls, BB folds.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($32.5, 2 players)
TUBA checks, CO bets $12, TUBA calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($56.5, 2 players)
TUBA bets $28, CO raises to $100, TUBA calls all-in $49.6.
Uncalled bets: $22.4 returned to CO.

Results:
Final pot: $211.7

Villain has the most obv 99 EVER EVER, only reason i called river is because i only had 50 left and i was like I MADE TOP PAIR TOP KICKER OMG

Don Key E37 · #**1002** 10-16-2006, 03:11 AM

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this is probably giving away too much, but whatever it makes me happy.

I thought I was the only on here that did stuff like this lol. I got pissed a little earlier when I raised from the button with ad 4d 3 handed 100nl. flop k77 rainbow, I pot, turn 2 I pot, river 4 I push obviously [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] . Villian lets time run down to nothing and calls with qq WTF!!! Ultimate bet is rigged I tell u. And yeah I was/am drunk.

Keyser. · #**1003** 10-16-2006, 03:18 AM

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this is probably giving away too much, but whatever it makes me happy.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $190
hero: $475.90
CO: $207.75
Button: $201.80
SB: $206.25
BB: $835.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, hero raises to $9, 3 folds, BB raises to $27, UTG folds, hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
BB checks, hero checks.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
BB bets $40, hero raises to $122, BB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($301, 2 players)
BB checks, hero bets $220, BB folds.

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This is pretty sick man. It almost succeeds where Jam has failed.

goofyballer · #**1004** 10-16-2006, 03:29 AM

For those that don't read BBV:

Went to Vegas this weekend, had a suite with cts/jfish/deerok for a couple nights, Big_Jim came too. Anyway, 2/5 at the Venetian, I'm down $500 (a $300 shortbuy plus a couple hundred of raising/cbetting/whiffing) when the following hand happens:

Effective stacks $520ish. I'm Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG (tight, doesn't play well postflop) opens to $25. I call. Total LAGtard that had been raising blind, showing all the time, complaining about how nobody's giving action, etc. re-raises to $50. UTG calls, I call.

Flop ($150): 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BB checks, UTG bets $300, I shove for ~$470, BB tanks, talking the whole time about "ZOMG I HAVE A BILLION OUTS HUUUUGE DRAW ZOMG", finally shoves for like $600, UTG calls.

UTG has Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
BB has J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Turn 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], river T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], ship the $1600 pot to the idiot.

Next day @ Bellagio $2/$5, made $300 when I doubled up (about $450 deep) with TT against J7s; he bet-called on a 753 flop and called a shove on a Q turn which also gave him a flush draw, and I got a blank river for once in my life. Probably dropped about $1k on the weekend on room/food/poker in total.

Flopped sets: 1, in above hand
# of times I was dealt AA/KK/QQ: 6
# of times I saw a flop with said hands: 1

MannyIsGod · #**1005** 10-16-2006, 04:24 AM

Horray Donkaments

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Total Prize Pool: $1800.00
Tournament started - 2006/10/16 - 00:05:58 (ET)

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Clayton · #**1006** 10-16-2006, 04:47 AM

i just won a $800 pot in 1/2. lol.

oh and the money went in on the flop. he was a 51/49 favorite.

LOLLL

orange · #**1007** 10-16-2006, 12:15 PM

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this is probably giving away too much, but whatever it makes me happy.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $190
hero: $475.90
CO: $207.75
Button: $201.80
SB: $206.25
BB: $835.40

Pre-flop: (6 players) hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls, hero raises to $9, 3 folds, BB raises to $27, UTG folds, hero calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
BB checks, hero checks.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
BB bets $40, hero raises to $122, BB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($301, 2 players)
BB checks, hero bets $220, BB folds.

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This is pretty sick man. It almost succeeds where Jam has failed.

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Yeah. Real ballsy. KK eh carnival?

Dan Bitel · #**1008** 10-16-2006, 12:35 PM

FT converter is down, but loooook, I can value push QQ weeeeeee

FullTiltPoker Game #1108849594: Table Pagentry (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:27:33 ET - 2006/10/16
Seat 1: ORTGA ($246)
Seat 2: bucksaw ($27.45)
Seat 3: Vic3Roy ($205.75)
Seat 4: Gazstation ($141.55)
Seat 5: Skater87 ($226.20)
Seat 6: JJMONT ($200)
bucksaw posts the small blind of $1
Vic3Roy posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Skater87 [Qh Qc]
Gazstation folds
Skater87 raises to $7
JJMONT folds
ORTGA calls $7
bucksaw folds
Vic3Roy raises to $24
Skater87 raises to $226.20, and is all in
ORTGA folds
Vic3Roy calls $181.75, and is all in
Skater87 shows [Qh Qc]
Vic3Roy shows [Ts Td]
Uncalled bet of $20.45 returned to Skater87
*** FLOP *** [Js 7h 3h]
*** TURN *** [Js 7h 3h] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 7h 3h 2d] [9s]
Skater87 shows a pair of Queens
Vic3Roy shows a pair of Tens
Skater87 wins the pot ($416.50) with a pair of Queens
Vic3Roy adds $200
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $419.50 | Rake $3
Board: [Js 7h 3h 2d 9s]
Seat 1: ORTGA (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: bucksaw (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Vic3Roy (big blind) showed [Ts Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: Gazstation didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Skater87 showed [Qh Qc] and won ($416.50) with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: JJMONT didn't bet (folded)

orange · #**1009** 10-16-2006, 12:38 PM

Yeah, today isn't going so well. Playing very bad. vic3 just 4-bet me too. wtf.

kazana · #**1010** 10-16-2006, 12:57 PM

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Skater87 wins the pot ($416.50) with a pair of Queens
Vic3Roy adds $200

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Ah, reloading some more to donate to dbitels "pimpin' around with bundles of cash" pictures?
You gotta be very fond of him, db. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]