** Official June Chat Thread: The Flush **

[Klompy]

Teddie,

I have tons of people in my database that are pretty much the same. I always wonder how they can convince themselves that they're a good player. I love it when they're on my left, stealing their blind is pretty much an atm.

[Teddie]

I just dont know how he doesnt fall asleep through boredom, even if he is multi tabling. He's only played 35 hands out 577. And it only cost 2 poxy cent to play aswell!

[Cry Me A River]

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I dont care who says 550 hasnt isnt alot, those stats are incredible.


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Jimmythehat?

Hey, at least he doesn't have to worry about big downswings...

[Klompy]

the best part of it is that most of these kinda guys are multitabling on FT.....I love it when obvious losers multitable to increase their loss of money. At least the loose players are having a little fun while losing their money and gambling it up a little.

[Cry Me A River]

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I never played NL50 so maybe Im wrong but can the players be that bad?

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Yes.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $8.10
Hero (BB): $86.90
UTG: $22.20
UTG+1: $70.10
MP1: $50.25
MP2: $97.65
MP3: $23.15
CO: $50.00
BTN: $39.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, 3 folds, MP3 calls $0.50, CO checks, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks

Flop: ($3) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.50</font>, UTG calls $2.50, MP3 calls $2.50, 2 folds, SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($13) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $5.10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $23.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $19.20, MP3 folds
Uncalled bet of $3.80 returned to Hero

River: ($56.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $56.50 ($2.75 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$8.10)
UTG had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$22.20)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON (+$31.55)

[jhill3535]

This makes me sick.....

Preface: I can only play about 300-500 hands a night, tonight I played 248, got KK 6 times and won the blinds 3 of them. Here are the other 3....

At least I can say I ran hot preflop

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $105.85
<u>BB: $106.35</u>
UTG: $15.40
<u>Hero (BTN): $99.50</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $12.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $99.50</font>, BB calls $87.00

Flop: ($199.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($199.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($199.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $199.50 ($2 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Twos) and WON (+$98.00)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Twos) and LOST (-$99.50)

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $14.00
BB: $57.20
UTG: $72.05
UTG+1: $96.00
<u>Hero (MP1): $125.65</u>
MP2: $161.25
CO: $115.80
<u>BTN: $57.35</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $4.00, SB folds, BB calls $3.00

Flop: ($12.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $121.65</font>, BTN calls all-in for $33.35
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to Hero

Turn: ($119.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($119.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $119.20 ($3 Rake)

BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Queens) and WON (+$58.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$57.35)

At least he was a short stack

Maybe I should have folded this last one on the river:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $100.00
BB: $23.60
UTG: $59.20
<u>Hero (UTG+1): $102.50</u>
MP1: $128.75
MP2: $100.00
MP3: $100.00
CO: $223.60
<u>BTN: $90.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 4 folds, BTN calls $4.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($9.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, BTN calls $8.00

Turn: ($25.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $19.00</font>, Hero calls $19.00

River: ($63.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $25.00</font>, Hero calls $25.00

Pot Size: $113.50 ($3 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$54.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$56.00)

Net loss with KK over 248 hands: -194.50
Total Net loss over 248 hands: -186.35

So, I guess it wasn't that bad of a session.

[Cry Me A River]

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Oh man I needed to share this..

Not [really] a Rickroll

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What the hell happened in the 70's? Leo Sayer, Michael Jackson, Barry Gibb? Everyone sang like they had a vise grip attached to their nuts.

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Not everybody!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ7DVGgj298

[TheProdigy]

I think I might have found my "leak" at the 200NL game..

Tell me if these numbers seem low? I think they do and hopefully they do but gawd I am gettin murdered:::

Hand: Pct Won:
Two Pair: 59%
3 of a kind: 58%
Straight: 68%
Flush: 82%
Full House: 83%

Flush seems very good, but the others seem low? Is this right or am I delusional because of how bad I am playing?

[kidpokeher]

Thought for sure you were going to point me to this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFrTxvxKTs

[GrandMelon]

I have a really good feeling about this session Im starting for some reason. Graph of destruction to come soon.