Female on Paxil, Things have changed - Page 10

Doc7 · #91 03-04-2006, 04:27 AM

Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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Dominic · #92 03-04-2006, 04:30 AM

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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don't bother growing the balls. you won't know what to do with them.

Blarg · #93 03-04-2006, 04:36 AM

WTF? She TOLD you that you could kiss her and you chose to wait till Family Guy ended?

That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. Or else this is the best gag account ever, because you've got all of us pulling our hair out.

By this point if she wants to do it at all it's probably more out of frustration than desire, and she might just want to get it over with. You're not bringing her into this thing with high expectations, that's for sure.

Maybe you have so little confidence that you don't want to give her far to fall?

At this point you're dragging both of you through the quagmire.

Doc7 · #94 03-04-2006, 04:38 AM

I'm going to friggin Atlantic City for the FIRST TIME tomorrow too! So I'm not even going to be able to do anything with this for a while...spring break is next weekend...

NhlNut · #95 03-04-2006, 04:45 AM

leave wherever you are.
go to where she is.
knock on door.
when she answers the door, don't say anything.
kiss her.
don't stop.

You [censored] tard

Doc7 · #96 03-04-2006, 04:50 AM

i cant bro its 4 [censored] AM

zephed · #97 03-04-2006, 05:21 AM

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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Someone shoot me please. End the suffering.

I'm pulling for ya man.

zephed · #98 03-04-2006, 05:22 AM

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i cant bro its 4 [censored] AM

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That's the point! You want to bang her so bad it can't wait. She'll love it.

MathEconomist · #99 03-04-2006, 05:27 AM

OMFG, this has to be a joke. No one can actually be this stupid can they? Just [censored] her. Do it NOW. NOW.

Magellan · #**100** 03-04-2006, 08:20 AM

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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Hilarious, this chick is going to give you sympathy sex because you lack the gonads to initiate something with her after it has been made clear by her and by people in this thread that she is up for it! She's having mercy on you!

I'm speechless dude, you're incredible.

Do you honestly need any more convincing that it's on???

I really don't know what else to say.