Convince me to stake you (#2)

[pdk]

i am a terrible player who ran good in a donkament and a 4/180 and some mid stakes mtsng and then cashed everything out because i am a nit

edit i suck at cash games because i play poker like a 6 year old girl

stake me tia

[minnesotasam]

I'm a pretty poor college student who has been grinding tuition/living expenses for 3 years now. I got a little screwed by NETeller and lost a bunch of money and since then have never had the chance to deposit a large amount online and play where I think I can beat the game, and I can't stand uNL or anything like that.

I play 1/2 deep (500 buy-in) live on a semi regular basis and I'm by far the biggest winner in the game. I've definitely got some leaks and have never had any coaching, but I've been reading and posting on various forums for more than two years now, and take the game very seriously. I'm familiar with you from MSNL (where I post occasionally) and really, really respect your game, so I'd really enjoy the opportunity to talk shop and get some advice if nothing else.

[FoxwoodsFiend]

The 200/400 NL games on FTP are super juicy sometimes and I'm very familiar with the play of all the regulars. Ship me 200k, take a gamble, and we'll be multi-millionaires by the end of the year.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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The 200/400 NL games on FTP are super juicy sometimes and I'm very familiar with the play of all the regulars. Ship me 200k, take a gamble, and we'll be multi-millionaires by the end of the year.

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I may be interested. But I get total control over table selection.

[EPiPeN11]

LOL @ this thread being 10 pages long in only 2 hours after OP posted.

[AHoboOnFire]

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LOL @ this thread being 10 pages long in only 2 hours after OP posted.

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lol @ you only having ten posts per page

[apefish]

I currently have just under $1000 on stars.
I wish to be able to rail all stars tables with minimal effort on my part, so here is what I suggest. Ship me $9500 and I will never play a single hand of poker with it.
This way it is 100 percent no risk to you.

Also, I will be the perfect anti-sweat to your sworn enemies.

[catcher193]

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The 200/400 NL games on FTP are super juicy sometimes and I'm very familiar with the play of all the regulars. Ship me 8K, take a gamble, and we'll be multi-millionaires by the end of the year.

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[bdams19]

ps isnt neteller supp to let us know what the deal is by july 13?

[bdams19]

haha i just realized thats friday the 13th, you sneaky bastards neteller.