intrusive neighbors driving me nuts - a very long rant

[punkass]

This is the kinda stuff Jim would do to Dwight. Love it.

[Blarg]

Tell her you are from France and invite her to consume mass quantities.

[dcasper70]

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So I send her to the pagan store to pick up a huge pentagram, a black hooded cape, a chalice with snakes on it and various herbs and spices. When she is checking out, I ask her to request one more herb that isn't on the shelf, its a secretive little dandy called "cannabis".
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A nine inch dildo, multicolored. Nipple clamps. One ball gag. Spreader bars. Various sized butt plugs.

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Aside from the weed, she can get all this at V.I.P. also on the Post Rd (Rt 1).

Coincidentally it is right next to Taylor Rental....Seriously....
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[DMC0627]

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So I send her to the pagan store to pick up a huge pentagram, a black hooded cape, a chalice with snakes on it and various herbs and spices. When she is checking out, I ask her to request one more herb that isn't on the shelf, its a secretive little dandy called "cannabis".
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A nine inch dildo, multicolored. Nipple clamps. One ball gag. Spreader bars. Various sized butt plugs.

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Aside from the weed, she can get all this at V.I.P. also on the Post Rd (Rt 1).

Coincidentally it is right next to Taylor Rental....Seriously....
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Also right across from an awesome Indian Restaurant. Next time you are enjoying some VIP shopping, you may want to go across the street and give it a try.

[VespaRally]

Be seen coming home in a wizard costume with a keg and four small Vietnamese children.

[Mr.WeakTight]

just read op, not whole thread... but...

you wanted the neighbors to leave you alone. now they hate you. now they'll leave you alone. so the problem is....?

[Blarg]

How about leaving your car out on the day the trash gets picked up/snooped in, with a tape loop of some little kid crying stuck in the trunk? Breaks the ice at parties.

[sonneti]

Can you booby trap your bin somehow so any snoopers either get the [censored] scared out of them or sprayed in poop? Pls youtube if you do.

[Blarg]

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Can you booby trap your bin somehow so any snoopers either get the [censored] scared out of them or sprayed in poop? Pls youtube if you do.

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Clearly a flock of bats is called for here.

[Quadstriker]

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How about leaving your car out on the day the trash gets picked up/snooped in, with a tape loop of some little kid crying stuck in the trunk? Breaks the ice at parties.

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This is the best one so far.