Ask a Strip Club Bouncer..

[UnblinkingEye]

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In order to verify your identity, please answer the following:

1. Name of manager at Goldrush (starts with letter K)

2. Who is the famous customer Sammy. i.e. what is his ethnicity, why is he semi-famous, etc.

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For future reference, I blocked the guy who sent that post. If he doesn't believe me, he can find another post. Furthermore, I'm waiting on a response from my wager right now, and will not answer any questions pertaining to my identity/proof that I have/do or do not work in a strip club until I receive a response.

Thank you,

~Mike

[King_S]

Question:

Have you ever been injured on the job?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Question:

Have you ever been injured on the job?

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No major injuries. lost a tooth once. two or three black eyes. Probably the worst injury was when I broke 2 fingers on my left hand. I've never been shot or stabbed or anything major.

~Mike

[Slap My Jack]

Holy [censored], look at what the Ask a Emo Guy is saying about you in his thread.

He says emo guys "are smarter, cooler, have better taste, etc" than stripclub bouncers.

Are you gonna take that [censored]?

[King_S]

Is your disposition typically irritable at the club, i.e. [censored] mode?

[johndenver]

I'm probably not good enough at fighting to be a bouncer, what other jobs are good for dudes at strip clubs?

Do valets get to hang out and become friends with the strippers?

[UnblinkingEye]

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Holy [censored], look at what the Ask a Emo Guy is saying about you in his thread.

He says emo guys "are smarter, cooler, have better taste, etc" than stripclub bouncers.

Are you gonna take that [censored]?

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OMG! What should I do? fight him over the internet? Fighting over the internet is like competing in the special olympics.. even if you win, you're still retarded.

~Mike

[UnblinkingEye]

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Is your disposition typically irritable at the club, i.e. [censored] mode?

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Not usually. I mean, the truth of the matter is, I still consider myself in the hospitality industry. I try to relax guys, I really don't LIKE to fight (ok, so I do, but not always.. Once I have a good one, its out of my system for at least a month, then I don't want to anymore). I do make my establishment a better place, and lots of guys (as hard as this may be for some of you to believe) frequent bars and strip clubs on a very regular basis for years and have never had a problem with a bouncer/security guard/shotgun totin bartender.

~Mike

[King_S]

what's your height, weight, max lifts(bench, DL, Squat)?

[UnblinkingEye]

6'3 248lbs

I am really unsure, its been a while since I've done the freeweight thing, not my thing really, I will provide you with the workout that I do.

1000 Pushups, 20 sets of 25 5 mega sets of 100.
1000 Situps, 20 sets of 25, 5 mega sets of 100

Done as follows. Megaset will be referred to as MS, small set as SS.

SS
SS
1 minute Break
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 minute break
MS
1 minute break
SS
SS
SS
1 minute break
SS
1 Minute Break
MS.

It goes on like that. Then I do 25 Pull ups, 3 sets, then do some various other workouts you'll learn in your MA classes. I also run 5 miles on MWF and swim for 1 hour straight on TuThSa. Id probably guess that I can bench around 350, DL about 450, and Squat about 700.


~Mike