Beat: My girlfriend wants me to stop watching porn

[vbm]

lie, simple yet effective

[leehrat]

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Yeah seriously. This is where it starts. If she knows she can get you to stop watching pr0n, you're her bitch. She's gonna make you do everything she asks and you're gonna say "yes mistress" every time. I dunno if you're into that sorta thing, but just get out while you still can.

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[Overfloater]

let her know about your fantasies involving 2 women at once and push for a 3way

[futuredoc85]

*grunch*

call her over tonight, [censored] her raw, kill her, problem solved

[Tien]

Guys, do your girlfriends regularly cook for you and is on call for sex?

Girls these days can't even cook!!

I'd give up porn.

[wdead]

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according to recent studies there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation

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hahaha. what a profound study

[4ObliVioN4]

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Guys, do your girlfriends regularly cook for you and is on call for sex?

Girls these days can't even cook!!

I'd give up porn.

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Does no one else fail to see that OP's girlfriend's 'sex on call' will quickly be trainwrecked by her always being at the mall, hanging out with friends, too tired, etc to come over to sex it up? There's no way she's just going to drop whatever she is doing and go have sex whenever OP calls her up.

Obvious play here is to 'give in' to her demands and call her up for sex on a daily basis. When you feel like jackin off, simply clear websites and delete anything from the computer. She'll never find out and you'll still be able to get sex/masturbate whenever you want. Win-win situation.

[GiantWalleye]

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wank to porn when she isnt around.

clear your history and temp files

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Or just don`t let your girlfriend on your pc.

I have forbidden my girlfriend to use my computer, not because of this, but because she once opened partycasino and decided to bet 100 dollar a hand blackjack while i was away. When i came home she asked me how do you reload your credits with that casino game. She tought it was play money...

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Thats the beat of the day there.

Also, porn is good and don't tell her about it.

[majesty2009]

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wank to porn when she isnt around.

clear your history and temp files

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This still doesnt stop the problem of her bitchin at you and telling you to do unreasonable crap. Time to get out.

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do u know any girls thats not the case with? Im guessing u are and have been single for quite some time.

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Actualy I get bitched at everyday. I am trying to save our friend from suffering the same fate as me. LOL

But realy you have to put your motha [censored] foot down sometimes.

[Eegs]

The last two girls I dated felt the same way about porn. I saw what they don't know can't hurt em.