Best Quick Joke you know

[kyro]

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Wow, I just got home and checked this thread...it took off pretty quickly:P

As for the original joke, it's funny because Republicans/current administration won't admit anything's wrong and whenever someone criticizes of something they label them an unpatriotic freedom-hating liberal. That's why it's funny.

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If you have to take 10 minutes explaining the joke, it's probably not very funny.

[perrier]

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Wow, I just got home and checked this thread...it took off pretty quickly:P

As for the original joke, it's funny because Republicans/current administration won't admit anything's wrong and whenever someone criticizes of something they label them an unpatriotic freedom-hating liberal. That's why it's funny.

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If you have to take 10 minutes explaining the joke, it's probably not very funny.

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In fairness, his explanation almost had me convinced. That is of course, until I remember this joke is terribly unfunny.

[nyc999]

What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horses ass?

(In White)

<font color="white">A mechanic </font>

[WDC]

My wife says I'm the best quick joke she knows.

[Born 2 Loose]

My all time #1:

Why does a dog lick his dick?

A1: <font color="white"> because he can </font>

A2: <font color="white"> because next he's gonna lick your face </font>

[heropretend]

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what's the best part of having sex with twenty-nine year olds?

answer in white
<font color="white">there's twenty of them. </font>


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what's better than doing it with 2 18 year old babes?

doing it with 18 2 year old babies.

[heropretend]

what do you call Magic Johnson on a wheelchair?

Rolaids.

[Dan BRIGHT]

Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

[Frequitude]

Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

A: Christopher Walken

[Frequitude]

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?

A: Nice belt!