BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

[MTUCache]

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sqrt(5^2 + 5^2)?

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Wait... there was squirting involved? This just keeps getting better.

Lol... lesbosqrtaments.

[prodonkey]

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You know I'm glad for you nation. They were fat 5's (aka 4's), but whatever.

This reminds me of the time I passed on a threesome with an ex-girlfriend and a stripper. We went to a strip club, my chick got a lap dance from this hot stripper while I watch. The stripper is totally into my girl and wants to come back to our place (my ex had expressed bi-curious tendencies before and probably would have done it if I didn't shut the whole thing down), but I'm a tard and said no. WTF was I thinking??

That said, I've had a foursome, but the other dude being there sort of ruins the whole thing. It turned into switching off between girls while occasionally getting a train going. I didn't want anything to do with another dick.

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No reacharound?

[prodonkey]

Hindu standards <<<< mine???

Does 2 5's add up to a 10?

[Oxy]

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2 5's = 1 10. How many people here have nailed a 10?

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Spot on target.


Good work sir.

[prodonkey]

8.5 is my best [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[evilgenius]

I've banged a hot latvian chick while her husband watched. But good story. Congrats.

[.Alex.]

Awesome. It's like straight out of a porn movie...should have taped it!

[Arbitrage]

i've banged like six Indian chicks at once b4

[Jiggymike]

Great story Nation, I for 1 totally believe it and would have believed up to 7.5s, after that it gets a little hairy. NH sir, nh.

Also Best.Friend.EVER.

[.Alex.]

Btw, Nation is one of my best friends, and there is no chance he is lying about this.