Possible gay roommate beat - Page 10

Justin A · #91 09-09-2006, 12:58 PM

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in freshman year in residence I shared a bathroom with a gay guy. (setup is 2 people in one room and then a conjoining bathroom between the 2 rooms) He would always make fun of [censored] and it was quite funny. He also, would bring home a different guy every week and do them in his room. He would tell us funny stories about his homosexual experiences too, which kind of grossed us out, but were funny noentheless like when the one guy gave him the worst oral he ever thought possible, or the other guy who was known as the inch.

His roommate eventually didn't care anymore and one time his roommate woke up and across from him he saw him and his new partner for the night cuddling naked with eachother. All he did was get up and walk out. We are all still friends with the gay guy and even went to his homosexual party last year where we were hit on a lot(since everyone except us that was there was gay, so everyone assumed we were too)

edit: oh and he was always the man in the relationship(said he never caught before, and in grade 9 he was straight and lost his virginity to a girl, but he hated it so much and finds vaginas so gross that it turned him gay). He was never as gay as to actually drink coolers though, as he drank beer and liquor only.

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LOL

AntonHeat · #92 09-09-2006, 01:00 PM

Has he said anything along the lines of, "dam that chick has a nice ass" or "dude did you see XXX I want to [censored] her so hard" etc etc,if not then I would start to worry.

jaustin · #93 09-09-2006, 01:01 PM

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I dont understand. What wrong with living with a gay roommate? Just tell him to stop being naked.

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DOOD [censored] ARE FECKING GROSS

Seriously though, are all of you guys like 13? [censored] grow up, gay people aren't going to hurt you.

grando · #94 09-09-2006, 01:15 PM

there are at least 6 posts in here that are gold - duck, CC, sharkk - hilarious

this thread is great

Prevaricator · #95 09-09-2006, 01:40 PM

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LYNCH ALL THE QUEERS!!!

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this was not me posting on my acct, that was jean-claude moussa.

-Randy

edit: jc would also like to add that he was being sarcastic, in case you thought otherwise.

euphuistical · #96 09-09-2006, 01:49 PM

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Homophobic implies some sort of fear. I'm certainly not afraid of them. I think they're pretty weird most of the time, but I can get along with them as long as they aren't very open and ridiculous about it. I probably dislike them, but I'm certainly not afraid of them, and I wouldn't quite call myself a gay-hater.

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That is really stupid. "I don't hate gays, I just can't stand them unless they hide being gay."

nath · #97 09-09-2006, 01:58 PM

I think we've crossed some barrier where the juvenile homophobia is funny and mockable and has just become sad again. I guess I forgot how [censored] ignorant large sections of the populace are.

And what the [censored] is up with all the people digging through their roommates' computers looking fo porn? Do you really want to know what kind of kinky [censored] your roommate is into? Why? If one of my roommates "confronted" me about the porn I had on my computer and questioned my sexual orientation / proclivities because of it I'd be like "BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOING INTO MY COMPUTER AND DIGGING THROUGH MY PORNO" and then beat their skulls in with a tack hammer or something.

Sorry. I confess, I'm a bigotphobe and an invasion-of-privacy-phobe. Also, I think aejones is probably a closet homosexual.

AggroFish · #98 09-09-2006, 02:07 PM

I have several gay friends and no I'm not gay. You guys are missing out on a lot of poontang. Do you know how many straight women gay guys know?

I went to college in a small town and one of the better clubs was known as a gay bar. The hottest women packed that place knowing they could go there and have a good time wihout being hit on. They pretty much have thier guard down and you find out a lot about them before they realize you're not a nancy boy. Free drinks all night as a broke college student doesnt hurt either.

T-God · #99 09-09-2006, 02:09 PM

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I think we've crossed some barrier where the juvenile homophobia is funny and mockable and has just become sad again.

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I don't think so, there are some good sarcastic, homophobic one-liners in this thread by some guys who are making fun of homophobic people rather than gay people. Then there are guys who seriously have a problem with homosexuality, and that's the sad part.

I doubt I'll ever stop finding it funny when people call bad things "gay", it's immature and fun. But there's some real hate in this thread, and that's just [censored] up.

jaustin · #**100** 09-09-2006, 02:15 PM

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The hottest women packed that place knowing they could go there and have a good time wihout being hit on.

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Brag: Picking up incredibly hot, incredibly fun, incredibly cool girls in gay bars who are totally sick of the douched-out [censored] in most bars.

Beat: Most of you are ignorant rednecks stuck in 7th grade. NO POON FOR YOU!