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Most people understand I'm balla when I pull a grand or more out of my pocket to buy drinks... [/ QUOTE ] They must've been expensive drinks or you have a lot of friends. Either way --> balla! |
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#2
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I was at a house party once....girl overheard I played poker for a living...I was like F ME another boring night of explaining how you can actually make money playing poker [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] BUT turns out she's from Las Vegas and her dad has been playing poker for a living for over 20 years [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ...we talk it up...get to know eachother..and that night I got a drunken bj [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ....best random hook up of my life [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL, its sick how often I get this. [/ QUOTE ] |
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My old boss found out through the grapevine somehow. She asked me lots of questions about it for a while, then told me her dad left her mom and has been a degenerate low stakes grinder in California for her whole life. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Sorry lady, tell your dad thanks for the monies. |
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My old boss found out through the grapevine somehow. She asked me lots of questions about it for a while, then told me her dad left her mom and has been a degenerate low stakes grinder in California for her whole life. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Sorry lady, tell your dad thanks for the monies. [/ QUOTE ] I'm always afraid to meet someone who'll be like "My dad lost his life savings playing online poker." "Uh...my bad?" How did you really handle that? |
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[ QUOTE ] My old boss found out through the grapevine somehow. She asked me lots of questions about it for a while, then told me her dad left her mom and has been a degenerate low stakes grinder in California for her whole life. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Sorry lady, tell your dad thanks for the monies. [/ QUOTE ] I'm always afraid to meet someone who'll be like "My dad lost his life savings playing online poker." My response: "oops" [/ QUOTE ] |
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I can just hear Will Smith now...
Parents Just Don't Understand! |
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[ QUOTE ] My old boss found out through the grapevine somehow. She asked me lots of questions about it for a while, then told me her dad left her mom and has been a degenerate low stakes grinder in California for her whole life. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Sorry lady, tell your dad thanks for the monies. [/ QUOTE ] I'm always afraid to meet someone who'll be like "My dad lost his life savings playing online poker." "Uh...my bad?" How did you really handle that? [/ QUOTE ] You say HAHAHAHAHAH |
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man i love donking it up in home games. the 20$ HIGH ROLLIN STATUS where people call AI with bottom pair or the nits that fold TPWK in 3 handed play to a cbet
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man i love donking it up in home games. the 20$ HIGH ROLLIN STATUS where people call AI with bottom pair or the nits that fold TPWK in 3 handed play to a cbet [/ QUOTE ] My home game plays deep. We play 1/1 NLH but often buy in for $500 or so. I'm the only way who plays high stakes, but everyone has a good job so they can afford to lose but they aren't used to throwing the money around. I love to bet 10x and 20x pot. The other day, I raised to $2 in the SB and the BB made it $6. I made it $200 and he folded despite 'knowing' that I had nothing. I had 42o and showed, obv. Yay for home games! |
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If people start bugging me about poker I just start to explain equity equations in GREAT detail, like a 15 minute rant. After that they are either, impressed, confused, or have lost interest completely and never bring it up again. Any of those 3 options are fine.
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