random stuff you have memorized

[antidan444]

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A kid in high school once told me flat out that he could name all 40 or so superbowl scores, winner, loser, and mvp. I layed twenty down on the spot and lost that bet. And keep in mind, he was born in 1987.

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Sucker bet.

Still, probably worth the $20 just to watch him do it.

[GambleGamble]

But soft what light through yonder window breaks
tis the east and Jukiet is the sun
Arise fair sun and killed thy envious moon that is already sick and pale with grief
for there art no maiden that is fairer than she...

...I got kicked out of class a lot and this was on the wall while I waited outside....and I though I could use it to pull chicks....


....with the right ones at the right time it works but then again so does "nice shoes, wanna [censored]"

[Anacardo]

O ROSE,
Thou art sick.
The invisible worm
That flies by night
Through the howling storm
Hath found out thy bed
Of crimson joy
And his dark secret love
Doth thy life destroy.

[challenger84]

NWA - straight outta compton, the entire album.
Phone # and address of every house I've ever lived in.

[Anacardo]

NEVER SEEK TO TELL THY LOVE,
Love that never told can be,
For the gentle wind doth move,
Silently, invisibly.

I told my love, I told my love,
I told her all my heart,
Trembling, cold, in ghastly fears,
Ah! She did depart!

Soon after she was gone from me
A traveler came by;
Silently, invisibly,
He took her with a sigh.

[OrigamiSensei]

Phone number of a chick that shot me down freshman year in college.

From Boy Scouts: trustworthy loyal helpful friendly courteous kind obedient cheerful thrifty brave clean and reverent.

[diebitter]

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But soft what light through yonder window breaks
tis the east and Jukiet is the sun
Arise fair sun and killed thy envious moon that is already sick and pale with grief
for there art no maiden that is fairer than she...

...I got kicked out of class a lot and this was on the wall while I waited outside....and I though I could use it to pull chicks....


....with the right ones at the right time it works but then again so does "nice shoes, wanna [censored]"

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These suck at getting laid. Try doing an Austin Powers impression, licking your finger, rubbing your top and her top, and saying "Let's get out of these wet clothes, baby!"

[chopstick]

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It was many and many a year ago
In a kingdom down by the sea
there lived a fair maiden
(whom you may know)
by the name of Annabelle Lee

Now I was a child
and she was a child
in that kingdom down by the sea
but we loved with a love that was more than love
I and my Annabelle Lee

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Good to know I'm not alone on that one.

Also:

The Raven (by Poe as well)
Memento
A lot of song lyrics that you are not interested in me listing
The Princess Bride (I know, I know, I lose at life)

I used to have "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love," by Christopher Marlowe, but I just tried to do it and died off somewhere in the middle.

[diebitter]

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.

[Delphin]

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i can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order

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