OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[GtrHtr]

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Hero

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this is pretty good, here's mine:

Expected Value Analyst

I don't really want the coaching or the lapdance, whats behind door #3?

[SlackerMcFly]

I have already submitted the winning entry, but here is a bonus one (also qualifies me for door #3):

Merkin Installation Specialist

Slogan: "Rub your rug with Bones".

Y'all give up now?

SlackerMcSlogan

[HappyHotdog]

spear fisher/ mountain man

[skipperbob]

"Chairman of the Bored"
"Air Marshall"
Sir Casey Diener - VC
Casey Diener, MD, OB/GYN

[FlyWf]

If you're really willing completely waste the money:

bones
Carpal \'Tunnel
then a little picture of your avatar.

[sng-sam]

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havent read any replies... i always like to call myself an "equity analyst"... sounds professional yet vague.

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NH

SAM

[The Yugoslavian]

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Save up for a few months, explain your situation to Irieguy, and fly out to Vegas. He'll straighten you out on everything. Unless you want to know how to bang a stripper without paying for it. Then he gets real quiet.

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Dude, he didn't get real quiet...he just laughed his ass off at you. BIG DIFFERENCE!

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But yeah, he still is the best guy I know to teach you how to do pretty much anything having to do with Vegas.

Yugoslav

[The Yugoslavian]

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Ever see American Psycho?

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Scuba is most definitely correct....how it looks is way more important than what it says.

I personally would have my card read something like "Name, number, "life specialist." Or something like that.

Either that or "sup nigga?"

Your call.

Yugoslav

[puff8]

Blimp Operator

[aujoz]

"Statistical Capital Management"

(from a post in OOT where a guy described his responsibilities as a poker player in a resume using a similar phrase)