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Old 05-25-2006, 07:36 PM
Keystone Keystone is offline
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

Dominic,

Thats not bad
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:38 PM
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Carl,

Thanks a lot. This doesnt sound like it's gonna be as hard as I thought.
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:38 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

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Eat more pizza.

Stupid question --> stupid answer.

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Thanks a lot ass hole.

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Well, you are pretty stupid for asking "How can I lose weight despite consuming beverages totalling 900 calories per day."

What the [censored] answer did you think you were going to get?
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:45 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

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Eat more pizza.

Stupid question --> stupid answer.

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Thanks a lot ass hole.

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Well, you are pretty stupid for asking "How can I lose weight despite consuming beverages totalling 900 calories per day."

What the [censored] answer did you think you were going to get?

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I have a dream. It involves getting wasted and staying in really good shape. I definitely think this is doable and I was wondering if anybody had any ideas on alcohol with far fewer calories than beer. Some people in this thread have actually been quite helpful while others have wasted their own time and mine to write retarded posts like the "eat more pizza" post.

My conclusion is that I am gonna start drinking hard alcohol, possibly with diet drinks as mixers and to eat lots of small meals that will obviously be healthier than the trash I eat now.
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Old 05-25-2006, 08:52 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

In the entirety of the internet, there is an astonishing amount of foolishness and just plain stupidity. I must say, however, that I have never read or heard ANYTHING on this internet that is dumber than Keystone's original post.

Given the depth and breadth of the stupidity on the internet, that is quite an impressive feat.
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Old 05-25-2006, 08:54 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

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Eat more pizza.

Stupid question --> stupid answer.

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Thanks a lot ass hole.

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Well, you are pretty stupid for asking "How can I lose weight despite consuming beverages totalling 900 calories per day."

What the [censored] answer did you think you were going to get?

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I have a dream. It involves getting wasted and staying in really good shape. I definitely think this is doable and I was wondering if anybody had any ideas on alcohol with far fewer calories than beer. Some people in this thread have actually been quite helpful while others have wasted their own time and mine to write retarded posts like the "eat more pizza" post.

My conclusion is that I am gonna start drinking hard alcohol, possibly with diet drinks as mixers and to eat lots of small meals that will obviously be healthier than the trash I eat now.

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Oops. I posted my reply before reading this. You have topped yourself, sir. You now have made the two stupidest posts in the history of the internet.

Stand proud.
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Old 05-25-2006, 09:13 PM
DrunkIrish05 DrunkIrish05 is offline
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

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Eat more pizza.

Stupid question --> stupid answer.

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Thanks a lot ass hole.

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Well, you are pretty stupid for asking "How can I lose weight despite consuming beverages totalling 900 calories per day."

What the [censored] answer did you think you were going to get?

[/ QUOTE ]

I have a dream. It involves getting wasted and staying in really good shape. I definitely think this is doable and I was wondering if anybody had any ideas on alcohol with far fewer calories than beer. Some people in this thread have actually been quite helpful while others have wasted their own time and mine to write retarded posts like the "eat more pizza" post.

My conclusion is that I am gonna start drinking hard alcohol, possibly with diet drinks as mixers and to eat lots of small meals that will obviously be healthier than the trash I eat now.

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why are you so about the small meals? I bet you end up eating more this way, especially at 4am when you have a "small after bar snack" every night.
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Old 05-25-2006, 10:55 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

Anyone who knows anything about muscle gaining/losing weight will tell you eating 5-6 small meals a day is much better then your standrand 3 meals.
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:03 PM
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I love el d's post about avoiding the [censored] 3 AM meal.
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:07 PM
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Default Re: How do I lose weight when Im an alcoholic?

You do realize that you'll have plenty of time for weight loss after your premature death?
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