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#92
05-22-2006, 02:45 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
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Life is one big dream sequence. I will soon wake up and be 10 years old again. [/ QUOTE ] I was thinking about this the other night while wasted. It made my heart race out of control. I think if this actually happened I would be too mentally destroyed to go on living. 
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#93
05-22-2006, 02:46 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
A theory from my brother:
Mediocrity is the new standard of excellence. If this phenomenon was quantifiable, it has probably cost the world several trillion dollars in wasted money and decades in wasted time. One from me: Boneless chicken wings come from chickens that have been genetically bred not to have a fully developed bone structure. This was originally identified as a physical defect, and those parts of the chicken were discarded until some marketing genius came up with boneless chicken wings. Now this defect is a desirable trait and is purposefully bred into a segment of the chicken population. Another one from me: All computer office programs (specifically MS-Office) are intentionally designed to undo random changes you make to your documents, spreadsheets, and databases. Example: your boss tells you to change something, you change it, then you turn it in. The boss gets on your ass for not changing what you swore you had changed. The intent is to drive the work force insane by messing with their minds to the point where comupters and robots can take over the world. ScottieK
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#94
05-22-2006, 02:54 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is a second planet earth, orbiting 180 degrees from us. we can't see it because it's always on the other side of the sun. [/ QUOTE ] Woah, thats messed up, but I think you are on to something. [/ QUOTE ] This was pretty widely hypothesized up until the early 20th century, but it has been disproven. Even if we couldn't see it directly we would be able to see its gravitational effects on the other planets. [/ QUOTE ] Well... there could be a highly advanced race living on that planet that has found a way to use gravitational fields to their advantage. They probably have a huge satellite dish in their orbit that sends anti-gravity waves to Earth's direction to stop us from seeing them.
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#95
05-22-2006, 02:55 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
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[ QUOTE ] Life is one big dream sequence. I will soon wake up and be 10 years old again. [/ QUOTE ] I was thinking about this the other night while wasted. It made my heart race out of control. I think if this actually happened I would be too mentally destroyed to go on living. [/ QUOTE ] Are you kidding? This sounds like the best thing that could ever possibly happen. I would kill until my arm was stained red to the elbow for this.
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#96
05-22-2006, 02:59 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Life is one big dream sequence. I will soon wake up and be 10 years old again. [/ QUOTE ] I was thinking about this the other night while wasted. It made my heart race out of control. I think if this actually happened I would be too mentally destroyed to go on living. [/ QUOTE ] Are you kidding? This sounds like the best thing that could ever possibly happen. I would kill until my arm was stained red to the elbow for this. [/ QUOTE ] i'm with anacardo
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#98
05-22-2006, 03:06 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
That any truly advanced civilization will be basically undetectable, since the large chemical imbalances that accompany, say, life on earth, will quickly (on geologic time scales) destroy the original environment to the extent that the originally evolved life forms will be unsustainable.
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#99
05-22-2006, 03:07 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
My illnesses and injuries hurt more than anyone elses.
[ QUOTE ] Life is one big dream sequence. I will soon wake up and be a giant mutant creature, and there is no such thing as earth or the life I knew. . [/ QUOTE ]
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#100
05-22-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: Random theories you have . . .
My abilities to connect with people will help me diffuse any volatile confrontation I may expereince (bank robbery, bar fight, hostage situation).
I truly think I would make a good negotiator. I am most likely very wrong and will end up being like the guy in Die Hard that gets capped trying to be the mediator.
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