Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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Hand #1
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB.

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every decision in this hand is spew until the river imo.

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Hand #3
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 10.80 BB

Results:
Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes).
BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives).
UTG mucks Ts, Ac.
Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB.


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wow preflop is awful. flop call standard. turn very thin but likely ok with 5 outs to 2pr+ and a chop out to the straight.

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Hand #4
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP folds, Button calls.

Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13.30 BB

Results:
Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes).
Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB.


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preflop is bad. flop bet/3-bet is spew. turn call of the raise is bad.

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Hand #5
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, Button calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:
Button mucks Kc, Th.
Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB.

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fold preflop. check fold the river. i can't believe that guy called you with king high.

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Hand #7
Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.30 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6c, 5s.
Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB.

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awful without a read. by the time he bets the river his hand range is either 3-barrel bluffs or good hands. you luckily found a tard to bluff bottom pair and then bluff call a raise.

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Hand #9
Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 15.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings).
BB mucks As, Jc.
CO doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB.

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spew. you got lucky.

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