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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I was looking forward to watching this movie. This is a huge disappointment to me. [/ QUOTE ] You were looking forward to watching a Dane Cook movie and were only turned off when it got like the worst RT score ever. JUDGING YOU RIGHT NOW. [/ QUOTE ] 0% - Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever There's a few more zeros and quite a few lower than 3%, but Ballistic has the lowest "adjusted" score ever at 1.5831. [/ QUOTE ] I couldn't believe how awful this title was when the movie first came out. People should lose jobs over titles like that. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I was looking forward to watching this movie. This is a huge disappointment to me. [/ QUOTE ] You were looking forward to watching a Dane Cook movie and were only turned off when it got like the worst RT score ever. JUDGING YOU RIGHT NOW. [/ QUOTE ] 0% - Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever There's a few more zeros and quite a few lower than 3%, but Ballistic has the lowest "adjusted" score ever at 1.5831. [/ QUOTE ] i saw this movie, hoping it would be hillariously awful. it turned to be bad but in a not-funny way. there was actually a special effect sequence that was kind of cool. it won awards. i dunno, maybe i was too stoned to recognize just how bad it was, if that's possible. |
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[ QUOTE ] I was looking forward to watching this movie. This is a huge disappointment to me. [/ QUOTE ] You were looking forward to watching a Dane Cook movie and were only turned off when it got like the worst RT score ever. JUDGING YOU RIGHT NOW. [/ QUOTE ] It has Jessica Alba. I wasn't expecting it to be great, but getting the worst score I've heard of from RT means I might not even bother to watch it for free. |
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Let's all pray that this is the beginning and end of Dane Cook's movie career. I hope someone loses a ton of money for producing this POS. [/ QUOTE ] He was just in that movie with Harrison Ford, so that can't be the case. Btw, Roger Ebert gave the movie one star, and he's a guy very partial to judging a movie by its cute actresses. |
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This movie is the stupidest movie ever. The whole premise is that a big douchebag gets to have sex with everyone he wants and than spends 90 minutes debating whether or not to have sex with Jessica Alba.
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Btw, Roger Ebert gave the movie one star, and he's a guy very partial to judging a movie by its cute actresses.
Boobs. That's all Ebert wants, needs or knows. |
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Jessica Alba must have the worst agent in Hollywood, almost every movie she's in is terrible.
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Jessica Alba must have the worst agent in Hollywood, almost every movie she's in is terrible. [/ QUOTE ] Right, because I'm sure she's looking for some heavy lifting to show off her acting chops. |
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Jessica Alba must have the worst agent in Hollywood, almost every movie she's in is terrible. [/ QUOTE ] yes, the horrible acting is because of her agent |
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Btw, Roger Ebert gave the movie one star, and he's a guy very partial to judging a movie by its cute actresses. Boobs. That's all Ebert wants, needs or knows. [/ QUOTE ] He's in love with Jennifer Anniston, who isn't a boob queen. |
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