My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[Kowalski]

Sound advice Goofy, thx. I start moving [censored] in tomorrow afternoon, I'm sure this conversation will go down either tomorrow or Sunday which is our official move-in day.

I'll post results.

[Edge34]

1) Who the [censored] PEES ON AS MANY THINGS AS YOU SAY SHE DID? This is so far beyond retarded that it may be a serious mental health issue. I'd honestly have Ty or whoever tell her to get that [censored] checked out.

2) You have to write essays to the University about why you should be allowed to live off campus? Holy [censored] that's ridiculous.

3) If this is somehow real (and my BS meter is a little off recently so I'll give you the benefit - who could make this up???) then you need to take it on yourself to keep her from ruining your year. After about a week, if she's being a bitch, and we all know she will be, get your landlord to evict her. Important question, though, does each roommate have their own lease? If you use her stay as violation of the lease's terms, you need to make sure it doesn't inadvertently come down on you too.

[Kowalski]

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1) Who the [censored] PEES ON AS MANY THINGS AS YOU SAY SHE DID? This is so far beyond retarded that it may be a serious mental health issue. I'd honestly have Ty or whoever tell her to get that [censored] checked out.

2) You have to write essays to the University about why you should be allowed to live off campus? Holy [censored] that's ridiculous.

3) If this is somehow real (and my BS meter is a little off recently so I'll give you the benefit - who could make this up???) then you need to take it on yourself to keep her from ruining your year. After about a week, if she's being a bitch, and we all know she will be, get your landlord to evict her. Important question, though, does each roommate have their own lease? If you use her stay as violation of the lease's terms, you need to make sure it doesn't inadvertently come down on you too.

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1. She does. She also pissed herself several times throughout the year, as well as telling me a story where she slept with this guy (after breaking up with original bf but before dating Ty), and she pissed the bed. I am 100% sure that she has mental health problems. Even after all the [censored] I listed I have just barely scratched surface... But let's put it this way - I've seen some [censored].

2. It was a bit more complex than I made it sound, but my OP was long enough anyway. We weren't sure if we were going to be able to find an Off-Campus apt in time (they go quickly), so we signed an On-Campus housing agreement so we would have a place to live if we couldn't find one. In the past, the University would actually PAY students to give up their on-campus housing spot, so that the university could grab more incoming student's tuition dollars. However, this year they just finished building two new dorms and now they have more on-campus housing spots than they do students. You can see why they didn't want us to move, they didn't have anyone to take our spots and that means less money for them.

3. I'm not making this up. I heard from my roommate that scum had promised to 'Clean up and do chores' in exchange for us letting her stay there. Like you said, she might do the dishes once or twice during the first week, but after that, I will be treading through her [censored] in the living room guarenteed. I'm by no means a neat freak, but I like to keep the place tidy, especially the living room. This is absolutely an impossibility with her living there, seriously, her [censored] is scattered everywhere.

My landlord can't exactly evict her because she's not on the lease to live there. It will probably come down to me telling my landlord about the situation and she will hopefully threaten Ty with eviction. I don't want Ty to get evicted obv, so lets hope it doesn't come to that.

It's at the point that when she is in the house, I am automatically pissed off. Just her presence bothers me. She has to make these horrifically unwitty comments about EVERYTHING to the point where I have to leave my own living room because it hurts my inner-being to listen to her. Haven't even mentioned her PDA, nor her baby-talk with her bf... God kill me.

[Your Mom]

So does this bitch suck a mean [censored] or what?

[gol4pro]

wayne brady got ta slap a hoe.

[ehafner]

From my experience..girls like scum were either molested, abused, or just really spoiled. If you can break her down and then guilt trip her you could probably get her to stfu/be a better person.

[SomethingClever]

Grunch: HOLY WTF!

Reading thread now...

[Georgia Avenue]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG SO MANY LULZ

http://oz.plymouth.edu/~pakowalski/poker/promqueen.JPG

[Georgia Avenue]

On review
funniest op+ pic in months.

I need to read this forum now obv.

[neuroman]

option A: Move out.

option B: