worst sexual experience you've ever had

[elcastigador]

thread [censored] delivers, will post my story when I'm not at work. lolz sexaments. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[biendover]

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Back in college I took this girl home. We were both pretty hammered from drinking and other substances. We started mashing in my car on the driver's seat. She was wearing a skirt and jumped right on top of my one-eyed friend. Crappy thing is that I put it in her butt instead. When I pulled out, crap fell all over my lap and I had to drive home with chit and stank smell in my car. It smelled so bad that I had to vomit, hands smelled like crap so I couldn't touch my mouth to stop the vomit- so I just threw up on my lap. Then I go back to my apt and all my friends were in the living room and I see that I had poo and throw up on my lap.

College Rocks!!

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[*]this rly happend

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Unfortunately it did happen.

[biendover]

Window was already rolled down. But I had crap on my right hand. Was driving with my left and didn't want to change hands in fear of having perma crap smell on my steering wheel.

Made it awkward for me to throw up out the window over my left arm. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[TheDoubleA]

Backstory: 10 years ago. Im 16, she is 15. Short thick type with a great as and huge [censored], while still being somewhat skinny with a flat tummy. She has slept with one person one time, so basically a virgin.

She comes over after school and says that her mom has to pick her up in 30 minutes. We quick go outside to smoke a bowl. When we come in, I suggest that it would be a great idea for me to get some head. Surprisingly, she agrees. She we sit down on the couch and she begins to do the lolipop deal, but not really getting down to business. I sort of coax her into putting it down her throat. She starts to do this and it felt nice.

Because she had limited experience with this type of thing, I think she got some [censored] mixed up. She took the phrase 'blow job' seriously. She blew my dick. Like a [censored] horn. I dont know what the [censored] happened, but it pushed the skeet that was wanting to come out, right back in my balls. IT HURT. As i was going to stop her, her mom honked the horn and she grabbed her stuff and had to go.

I had to beat it as soon as she left to bust a nut because it was so uncomfortable.

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[Brad1970]

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Back in college I took this girl home. We were both pretty hammered from drinking and other substances. We started mashing in my car on the driver's seat. She was wearing a skirt and jumped right on top of my one-eyed friend. Crappy thing is that I put it in her butt instead. When I pulled out, crap fell all over my lap and I had to drive home with chit and stank smell in my car. It smelled so bad that I had to vomit, hands smelled like crap so I couldn't touch my mouth to stop the vomit- so I just threw up on my lap. Then I go back to my apt and all my friends were in the living room and I see that I had poo and throw up on my lap.

College Rocks!!

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WINNAR!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[hra146]

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I dont know what the [censored] happened, but it pushed the skeet that was wanting to come out, right back in my balls. IT HURT.

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I believe you.

[Repsychler]

Stay classy, 2p2!

[CmnDwnWrkn]

I [censored] your sister. She was way too loose, like a cavern

[Dan87]

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Backstory: 10 years ago. Im 16, she is 15. Short thick type with a great as and huge [censored], while still being somewhat skinny with a flat tummy. She has slept with one person one time, so basically a virgin.

She comes over after school and says that her mom has to pick her up in 30 minutes. We quick go outside to smoke a bowl. When we come in, I suggest that it would be a great idea for me to get some head. Surprisingly, she agrees. She we sit down on the couch and she begins to do the lolipop deal, but not really getting down to business. I sort of coax her into putting it down her throat. She starts to do this and it felt nice.

Because she had limited experience with this type of thing, I think she got some [censored] mixed up. She took the phrase 'blow job' seriously. She blew my dick. Like a [censored] horn. I dont know what the [censored] happened, but it pushed the skeet that was wanting to come out, right back in my balls. IT HURT. As i was going to stop her, her mom honked the horn and she grabbed her stuff and had to go.

I had to beat it as soon as she left to bust a nut because it was so uncomfortable.

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i dont know why but this made me lol, its not even as devastating as the other stories just well written

[React1oN]

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I [censored] your sister. It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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