The Meanest Thing You Can Say To Me Without Getting CENSORED for $10

[Full-Metall]

You're mom got Eiffel towered by good2cu and his forehead.

[XxGeneralxX]

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Thesis- You are a loser. You were so desperate for attention that you created a post where you gave away money to people all they have to do is talk about you to other people. You spent 3/4's of your day grinding that 10 dollars out while desperately hoping you will find true love in life
You are most certainly ugly and probably obese. You dont have many friends and they always pick on you behind your back. You dont know this but everynight your mother prays to god that you get into a car accident and die. She is embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

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While most of this is false (except the part about my mother hoping i die), this very likely might be the winner
i'll give everyone until 12 noon EST tomorrow

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if you honestly pick this one.... I will lay in bed tonight and pray to god that you get into a terrible car accident tomorrow and lose both of your fat cellulite infested legs and get amnesia so that you forget everything you've ever known.

[roaaahhh]

pauly shore is your biological father and bill pullman is your favorite actor, [censored] it now.

[poohflinga]

I would like to shoot you and then insert my penis into the bullet holes, thrusting repeatedly until you are covered in blood and man-juice.

Shipppppppppp

[shortline99]

When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

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I would like to shoot you and then insert my penis into the bullet holes, thrusting repeatedly until you are covered in blood and man-juice.

Shipppppppppp

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lol at making a gimmick for this thread

[AHoboOnFire]

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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I love it.

[Full-Metall]

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip. jerk.

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(You know the saying)

[longhair]

past instances where i proffessed to like you were fraudulent.