Things/Experiences That Are Better Than Sex

[gravycakes]

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Air conditioning. It is the pinnacle of man's achievements.

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Pinnacle of black people's achievements...not man's.

[Five-Star]

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Sneezing while having sex.

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I thought sex basically was sneezing.

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Sneezing lasts longer

[Butcho22]

Getting away with murder

[NajdorfDefense]

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Getting away with murder

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Sleeping 17 hours after getting off the red-eye from 5 nites in Vegas.

You can also combine with the above, I suppose...

[pokerbobo]

Watching my wife and Kate Beckinsale go lesbo.

I am guessing this is better than sex....but I have not experienced it so I cannot be 100% sure.

[mjkidd]

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Watching my wife and Kate Beckinsale go lesbo.

I am guessing this is better than sex....but I have not experienced it so I cannot be 100% sure.

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Wait, you're married and are still a virgin?!? WTF!

[pokerbobo]

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Watching my wife and Kate Beckinsale go lesbo.

I am guessing this is better than sex....but I have not experienced it so I cannot be 100% sure.

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Wait, you're married and are still a virgin?!? WTF!

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no...just havent seen the wife and kate beckinsale go at it. i assume that is better than sex.

[pokerbobo]

The first big fat rail of whito I cut out on any given friday or saturday

[guids]

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The first big fat rail of whito I cut out on any given friday or saturday

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I dont think this is necessarily better than sex, but my first one EVER was.

[samjjones]

Peeing after a long car ride.