fav. poker phrases??

[blank frank]

"A little less conversation, a little more action."

[RonH]

I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the f*ckin' Mirage.

[kodonnell]

On the PH theme...
"You're just a punk" -Steve Dannenman

[HSB]

god [censored] mother [censored]-ing [censored]-monkey

--Me

[EMc]

You ever play in vegas? Cause I have!! (gets that look on his face as if he is now the king of the table)

Pretty much anytime I give advice on a hand or try to explain something and then watch all the nits try to do it. Classic.

Im getting 3-1 pots odds on my 2-1 FD, so I call. 4-1, but hell, your trying.

Yea, I played online once. I cashed out even. Man the players there are so bad. (best is when this guy sucks and exhibits great tells so you know he is lying.)

[MookieBlaylock]

"I'll put you all in"

[smk67]

A player at a B&M once said this, I laughed but its probably not the funniest thing ever. He had just lost a decent sized pot with AT and said, "AK - big slick, AQ - big mama, AJ - Big junior, and AT - big pile of sh.it". Kind of lame but funny given the moment...

[GeniusToad]

"Pokah is nice. I love play pokah."

-Chau Giang

[bsheck]

Beat my 8s when I'm a 3:1 favorite everytime. JOPKE!

[pgaige]

"You're like a XXXXing golden retriever....you chase anything"