why boobs?

[Beer and Pizza]

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Just sit around in the cardroom, playing poker, and eating casino food for a few years. That has worked wonders with many of the guys I see down there.

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My Quote of the Year candidate.

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You guys suck. I admit that unless FlatChested was lying I have much bigger boobs than her, but at 380 pounds what do you expect?

In the casino, I fit right in. There are usually at least 10 other guys bigger than me. Although people tell me I smell.

Don't be so cruel to men with tits, have a beer instead.