My son wants to get laid

[centaurmyth]

come to think of it, i flip-flop entirely on my previous post, and i now agree with nation's logic entirely. instead of giving him your authentic interpretation of sexuality as the dominant male figure in his life, it's even smarter to make it as difficult as possible for this lil nutbusto to get his wax on. after all, the more resilient he becomes in overcoming adversity, the better off he will be.

for added difficulty, let him know that you have your eye on the registries of local motels, and hint that he had GPS implants when he was born "just in case."

[nation]

you're an effing retard centaur. way to totally change the meaning of what i said.

[Slider]

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My parents were pretty strict with me about this stuff, and I still got laid by 16.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

Did you make sure you bought the extra small condoms?

[Dementia]

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you're an effing retard centaur. way to totally change the meaning of what i said.

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don't mind centaur, he's the bitter byproduct of not getting your meat wet as a teen (and likely still).

[centaurmyth]

good show you 2. right about the teen part, not so much the still...

flame aside... where else is his son going to learn to overcome massive difficulties to get what he wants? school, nope, that will soften him. the more resilient he is, the more successful. so, why not make it tough for the little bugger?

i was half tongue-in-cheek, half serious... levels, people, levels... after all, check out my earlier post in the thread.

[Rick305]

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"keep the doors open"

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lol

[demon102]

once a kid is 16 then Id say its whatever let them get it on, Id be surprised if hes still a virgin

[WhenISitUStand]

Let the boy get his fingers wet... whats the harm?

[llayner]

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My sister had more stringent rules.

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side note: that sister rule is crap and seems continue well past teenage years. my brother always got the better end, more liberal parenting end.

[ARTYFISHALL]

I find it hard to believe that the question was even put to you.