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11-14-2006, 09:20 PM
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Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
My fiance has to leave for work about half an hour before I do, so I like to snooze while she is in the shower etc, and then get up as she leaves the house. So she comes in straight after her shower, and is looking for the car keys because she needs to get something out of the car. I tell her they are either in my work bag next to the bed, or upstairs (we live in a house with three others). She skims through my bag, doesn't find them, and the tells me to go upstairs and get them for her because she doesn't want to walk around the house in a towel (no pics, so dont bother asking). I tell her to put on a dressing gown and get them herself, and roll over to enjoy the last 15 mins of snoozing before the real day starts.
Somehow, this sparks her off, and she lets rip with a rant so filled with rage and anger that I am just left speechless. Seriously, this is how I would expect her to react if she found out that I had killed her mother, skinned her, and then used the skin to commit some sort of heinous crime that her mother was now getting blamed for. During her diatribe she accuses me, amongst other things, of being the laziest, most selfish, cheapest, nastiest, inconsiderate, immature, dishonest and messiest person in the world. Basically, she called me everything under the sun other than a war criminal, which I'm sure she would have gotten to if she hadn't have knocked over my work bag causing the car keys to spill out. Before I even get a chance to laugh, she bursts into tears and goes storming out of the room and locks herself in the bathroom. Anyways, 5 minutes later she comes out and apologises and blames her "edginess" on something at work, or her family, I dont know I wasn't really listening anyway. Now this is maybe the second or third time she has done a "2+2 wannabe's girlfriend" on me (whatever happended to the end of that trip report?), so its not a big deal. I'm just wondering if any OOTiots out there have similar stories to this one where their significant other WAY WAY WAY overreacts, and embarasses everyone withing a 200m radius in the process... 
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#4
11-14-2006, 09:24 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
Now this is maybe the second or third time she has done a "2+2 wannabe's girlfriend" on me
No way in hell she would have a chance to do it a 2nd time, if it were me in this situation.
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#5
11-14-2006, 09:25 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
standard. welcome to the dream factory.
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#6
11-14-2006, 09:28 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
Solution: Find a better one.
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#7
11-14-2006, 09:29 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
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I dont know I wasn't really listening anyway. [/ QUOTE ] yeah man, she sounds really psycho...dunno why a quality guy like yourself puts up with such nonsense.
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#9
11-14-2006, 09:33 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
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Now this is maybe the second or third time she has done a "2+2 wannabe's girlfriend" on me No way in hell she would have a chance to do it a 2nd time, if it were me in this situation. [/ QUOTE ] To be fair, the first two times were related to drunken-ass-clownery on my part, and I would probably be a lot more pissed about this if the keys hadn't spilled at such a comedically perfect time.
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#10
11-14-2006, 09:36 PM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
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[ QUOTE ] I dont know I wasn't really listening anyway. [/ QUOTE ] yeah man, she sounds really psycho...dunno why a quality guy like yourself puts up with such nonsense. [/ QUOTE ] That was me making an attempt at second or third level sarcarsm, and also throwing out a Dumb and Dumber reference. Too obscure?
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