Animal survivor tourney - Page 36

Clarkmeister · #**351** 04-06-2005, 07:11 PM

Final Results: Round two coming up. Somehow, both Big Cats survived, ensuring that one makes the finals.

Lion vs. Rhino
Users may choose only one (343 total votes)
Lion
174 50%

Rhino
169 49%

Elephant vs. Grizzly Bear
Users may choose only one (342 total votes)
Elephant
251 73%

Grizzly Bear
91 26%

Crocodile vs. UFC Champion
Users may choose only one (342 total votes)
Crocodile
179 52%

UFC Champion
163 47%

Tiger vs. Hippo
Users may choose only one (340 total votes)
Tiger
180 52%

Hippo
160 47%

Michael Davis · #**352** 04-06-2005, 07:17 PM

"Final Results"

The results have been invalidated by general human stupidity. Based on this poll, I think a hippo might beat a man in a contest of intellect.

-Michael

[censored] · #**353** 04-06-2005, 07:18 PM

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Somehow, both Big Cats survived

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ThunderCats HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Reef · #**354** 04-06-2005, 07:19 PM

the elephant takes it all.. easily

Reef · #**355** 04-06-2005, 07:22 PM

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Seeding an unarmed human over any of the above animals is patently ridiculous IMO. How exactly do you suggest a 220 pound man kill a 10-foot crocodile that weighs nearly 1000 pounds??

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he basically gets it on land, pulls a Crocodile hunter manuever, and holds it's jaws shut. Then this is where the domination comes in.

MrFeelNothin · #**356** 04-06-2005, 07:34 PM

My girlfriends always told me that size isnt everything. I didn't think they meant it.

andyfox · #**357** 04-06-2005, 07:49 PM

Get a life.

My soon-to-be-graduating-from-the-University-of-Illinois nephew is in mourning too, but he's productively occupying himself. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Phoenix1010 · #**358** 04-06-2005, 07:54 PM

The rhino was the only one that stood a chance of toppling the elephant. In fact, I'd say the rhino should have been the favorite to win it all. Big cats somehow both get upsets when they each clearly had no chance, now the elephant tramples it's way to the title... In the fantasy matchup, T-rex barely edges out the shark riding an elephant, the most dangerous animal in the world. The poison arrow frog beats them all. End game.

jakethebake · #**359** 04-06-2005, 07:57 PM

In case anyone missed it. Linky.

zagosh · #**360** 04-07-2005, 01:02 AM

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Exactly African Elephants can be more than 2x the size of Asian elephants and much more aggressive.

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Sorry, i just realized how funny this was.