Madmeetz not the only one partying tonight - bruiser update!

[PoBoy321]

I think that what Danny really needs to do is just man up, walk into a room full of ladies, drop trou and see if there are any takers.

[Gunny Highway]

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In a way, you are. Sex is best sober, or only slighty buzzed.

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Wait, are we talking about Danny being drunk or the girl?

And we need a morning update on this!

[whiskeytown]

um, I thought the same thing, which is why she's probably on the front page -

but look at that pic - that's jailbait, bro

RB

[PartyGirlUK]

Diablo,

have you ever met Bruiser? I think you two would have some great times and conversations.

Dean

[theBruiser500]

Okay here is what happened. Got back from kung fu and then dinner with friends, there is talk of a party in the air. Get really psyched because it is time to apply my newfound SARGING tactics on some real life girls, instead of in my mind, or living vicariously through Mystery and Style. Head on over to the party where there is beer pong going on. My and my teammates give some good efforts but fall slighly short of victory a couple of times.

In the meantime there is about 6 people in this dorm room one of whom is a girl. I'm being louder and more talkative then normal. Actually let me just summarize what happened. Come into the night with guns blazing and impress all the girls. Throw a red ball back and forth across the room with attractive girl but that doesn't go anywhere. Other not so good looking girl keeps high fiving me and saying my hat is pimp, doesn't go anywhere.

Me, drunk girl and drunk friend (who has a girlfriend and won't do anything) go into another room. Girl seems more interested in friend and I turn into meek bruiser. She was being kind of physical to me but... anyway 3 AM everyone goes to bed, night over. Conclusion, with confidence and sustained energy and practice with girls I am going to become a player. Now because I wrote this trip report I'm going to run through the rain late to freshmen english writing, FU all.

[Born 2 Loose]

Good report, keep trying, it will happen.

[ahnuld]

Briuser, sucks to hear it didnt work out for you.
Just a question. Have you or do you ever used all the sick cash you make from poker to be the "big man"? By that I mean buying drinks for everbody and being a bit of a bigshot, albeit without the gross attitude that goes with it.

[Yeti]

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Throw a red ball back and forth across the room with attractive girl but that doesn't go anywhere.

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Is this some sort of euphemism?

[ahnuld]

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Throw a red ball back and forth across the room with attractive girl but that doesn't go anywhere.

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Is this some sort of euphemism?

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Sad to say, I think iv actually done that in a dorm too.

[TransferFund]

http://www.metrowestchess.org/Community/...barcea_Ama.html

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