Animal survivor tourney

[Oski]

Put the cobra in the mix.


Longest Venomous Snake
Two fluid ounces of a King cobra's venom is all it takes to kill an elephant or 20 people! Its pure poison power makes this deadly creature the longest venomous snake in the world. The King cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) originates from southeast Asia and India. It grows to an average length of 3.65-4.5 m (12-15 ft) – that's as long as a family saloon car. Eek! The King cobra has 1-cm (0.5-in) long fangs but digests victims, usually other snakes, by swallowing them whole. A specimen measuring 5.54 m (18 ft 2 in) long was captured alive near Fort Dickson in the state of Negri Sembilan, now Malaysia, in April 1937. It later grew to 5.71 m (18 ft 9 in) in London Zoo, UK. It was destroyed at the outbreak of war in 1939, to avoid the risk of escape.

gBWW

[James282]

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Put the cobra in the mix.


Longest Venomous Snake
Two fluid ounces of a King cobra's venom is all it takes to kill an elephant or 20 people! Its pure poison power makes this deadly creature the longest venomous snake in the world. The King cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) originates from southeast Asia and India. It grows to an average length of 3.65-4.5 m (12-15 ft) – that's as long as a family saloon car. Eek! The King cobra has 1-cm (0.5-in) long fangs but digests victims, usually other snakes, by swallowing them whole. A specimen measuring 5.54 m (18 ft 2 in) long was captured alive near Fort Dickson in the state of Negri Sembilan, now Malaysia, in April 1937. It later grew to 5.71 m (18 ft 9 in) in London Zoo, UK. It was destroyed at the outbreak of war in 1939, to avoid the risk of escape.

gBWW

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Dude, you know you are badass if people kill you just in case you are going to escape. Though a better strategy would have just been to drop it from a parachute across enemy lines. Imagine that [censored].
-James

[willie]

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he would have zero chance against an orangutan let alone a gorilla, and a tough fight against a 20-pound monkey, which would destroy a normal human male.

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this is not the point

the point is to see a gorilla devastate a has been.

[willie]

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A specimen measuring 5.54 m (18 ft 2 in) long was captured alive near Fort Dickson in the state of Negri Sembilan, now Malaysia, in April 1937. It later grew to 5.71 m (18 ft 9 in) in London Zoo, UK. It was destroyed at the outbreak of war in 1939, to avoid the risk of escape.

gBWW

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the cobra would get it's ass kicked


but an 18foot cobra is enough to give ANYBODY the heebie jeebies...


holy $hit.

[Uglyowl]

When is round 2?

[Zoelef]

I'm ashamed to type this, but I think I have a Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 Monster Manual somewhere.

Hmmm...

Croc:
Rhino: 8 HD, Large, Double damage on charge.
Tiger: 6 HD, Large, Charge -> Full Attack (claw/claw/bite/rake/rake), Claw or Bite hit -> Grapple, stealth bonuses in undergrowth
Croc, Giant: 7 HD, Large, Bite hit -> Grapple, amphibious
Grizzly: 6 HD, Large, Claw -> Grapple
Elephant: 11 HD, Huge(!), Trample attack
Lion: 5 HD, else as Tiger
UFC Champ: Maybe Fighter 5-6 with Improved Unarmed Strike, Improved Grapple, and other hand-to-hand feats.
Hippo: Dunno.

I'd have to make the Elephant the favorite. Alternatively, a lot of bonuses come from being the first to strike, so that could be the x-factor in itself.

[Oski]

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A specimen measuring 5.54 m (18 ft 2 in) long was captured alive near Fort Dickson in the state of Negri Sembilan, now Malaysia, in April 1937. It later grew to 5.71 m (18 ft 9 in) in London Zoo, UK. It was destroyed at the outbreak of war in 1939, to avoid the risk of escape.

gBWW

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the cobra would get it's ass kicked


but an 18foot cobra is enough to give ANYBODY the heebie jeebies...


holy $hit.

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No way. The cobra will also be fighting for its life. All it needs is one strike and its over.

[Brainwalter]

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Put the cobra in the mix.

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All poisonous animals were disqualified from the beginning.

[csmart]

They ARE one dimensional. One dimensionally killer, huge-ass animal with an impaling tool on their face.

But the UFC guy will probably wear spandex. That adds a dimension, I'm sure

[csmart]

What if the Rhino has a fairy potion, won't that do SOMETHING? I don't know much about RPG,s but it seems like a blind-ass Rhino will have some trick up his sleave. Sheisty bastards.