GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[Boredom]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Once upon a time not long ago,
when getting stacked with AQo was kinda slow,
And overplaying JJ wasn't getting action,
A boy named Grim came up with a new attraction,
He put an ad on craigslist for a Casual Encounter,
No not for gay sex but to flip for around 4-
Grand, he said in his ad he was a man with a long Dik-
sh1t derived stack he wasn't afraid to launch quick,
without protection, all-in or otherwise,
Until along came another gambling thunderthighs,
who wasn't afraid to smother Grim's grenade,
with a cavalcade of chips and no hand at all,
he'd jam it all,
clearly not afraid this was an angleshoot moneyshot
he open-pushed into Grim's sweet honeypot,
but poisoned was the blood that pumped within Grim's sick soul,
for he pulled out preflop, with no nuts, clicking "check-fold"...

[ski]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Yo Grim where'd your bankroll go
Lost it callin down again with your 2 FO
Thats OK tho We know how ya roll
Take a free 5K of some unsuspecting schmo


GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

BUSTO?
I dunno, dunno where you get the cash so ur pimply ass ain't broke.

(1 min over)

[aejones]

(To the beat of... well, if you don't know, I might as well not even tell you)

Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr
Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr-

Now this is a story all about how
Grim didn't flip so his rep went upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit real coo'
I'll tell you how Grim became the ass of ev'ry joke on twoplustwo

In his momma's basement born and raised
On the computer is where he spent most of his days
Chillin out, typing, relaxing all set
And playin some poker on Al Gore's internet
When this one guy named relvis wanted to flip it
Grim thought if he got aces he'd be like 'shipit'
He backed out one little time and the supbros got mad
They said we're talkin to the mods your ass is bout to get banned

Grim prayed for ace- queen after he took all the heat
He got it all in a bunch and he called it a beat
If anything I could say his advice is pretty novice
But I thought nah forget it I'll leave that to Captain Obvious

He started spammin the front page for the last few days
His ego must have his rational thoughts in a haze
As he looks back now he can finally see
HIV is his only rival as the laughing stock of bbv




well? do i make da finals?

[alphatmw]

- points for originality
+ points cause its still good

[GetThere1Time]

omg jones


Edit: I should have just hit post and not tried to edit that [censored]. BASTARD

[Somebody]

Yo GRIMSTARR

WHAT UP IN DA BITCHFATCUNTTTIES?

[O Fen�meno]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
HE ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR THE BAR
EVEN THOUGH HE CAN DRIVE A CAR
I WILL FIND HIM A JAR
THAT WILL BRING HIM TO THE MAR

[jfish]

[ QUOTE ]
(To the beat of... well, if you don't know, I might as well not even tell you)

Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr
Grimstarr rocks the Grimstarr-

Now this is a story all about how
Grim didn't flip so his rep went upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit real coo'
I'll tell you how Grim became the ass of ev'ry joke on twoplustwo

In his momma's basement born and raised
On the computer is where he spent most of his days
Chillin out, typing, relaxing all set
And playin some poker on Al Gore's internet
When this one guy named relvis wanted to flip it
Grim thought if he got aces he'd be like 'shipit'
He backed out one little time and the supbros got mad
They said we're talkin to the mods your ass is bout to get banned

Grim prayed for ace- queen after he took all the heat
He got it all in a bunch and he called it a beat
If anything I could say his advice is pretty novice
But I thought nah forget it I'll leave that to Captain Obvious

He started spammin the front page for the last few days
His ego must have his rational thoughts in a haze
As he looks back now he can finally see
HIV is his only rival as the laughing stock of bbv




well? do i make da finals?

[/ QUOTE ]

you win.

[Evenkeal]

Am I missing an nth level thinking here? Why are others praising so highly what just happens to be other popular songs with the lyrics changed to reflect popular 2+2 jokes? Last time I checked those people got laughed at.

[chopstick]

The top two are definitely Roswell and Shortline99 at this point in time.